Why is goatse's ass so big?

It's because i fucked him with my 22 inch cock.

Here's a picture of my cock:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/20/The_Giver.jpg

No, it's 'cus he shoved a HUGE dildo up his ass one too many times....

http://www.phallus.is/

Some people just have no idea about the internets now do they:

Date 
June 27th 2007 
Name Lisa Tansey 
E-mail address lisaware@aol.com  
Country of origin USA 
Comments Interested in male nullification since I was born with a penis. It was removed when I was 1 year old and since then I have functioned as a girl. 

‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉sup boys, how's it going? lol

OMG! Please come but fuck me at my house! Here is my address:

Date 
 March 20th 2007 
Name ALESSANDRO 
E-mail address alexcado@katamail.com  
Country of origin italy 
Comments i d like to receive some postcards from husavik city for my collect and some brochure about this museum thanks adresse is
ALESSANDRO CADORIN
VIA SAN MICHELE 17 C2
31021 MOGLIANO VENETO
TREVISO
ITALY 

meh, darn scam baiters.

hehe

Date 
 February 6th 2006 
Name Kristen 
E-mail address spider810girl@yahoo.com  
Country of origin Ohio, USA 
Comments Very Interesting. Was hoping for captions about the pictures though. Would love to know what I am looking at.