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jesus i'm fat

Name: RedCream 2007-08-26 7:18 ID:xWjv2kkJ

I'm pushing 330 pounds. Lately I've been having pains on the left side of my chest, a bad ankle exascerbated by my weight and being a pronator and finally a trick back that gives out in stressful situations.
I really want to lose weight but I don't know the first place to start. Is wanting to lose a pound a week too optimistic? My eating habits are shit and I don't know what I can eat throughout the day to raise my metabolism. Prior attempts at weight loss have only served to lower my metabolism with only a single meal each day. Fortunately I am lactose intolerant which cuts out one of the primary sources of fatness.
Right now I figure if I can get down to 250 then I'll feel better about myself and feel like I'm in better health.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 16:25 ID:GSvEyhR6

Can you see your wang if you're standing straight, looking down?

If not you're a fatass and need to lose some weight.

Name: Jesus 2007-08-26 18:15 ID:Y3CSWX1K

Gluttony is a sin. Think of all those starving African babies. Shame on you.

Name: Raptor Jesus 2007-08-26 18:22 ID:h7ll4LiZ

>>3
you could listen to that fag or you could listen to me and i say you should eat more because the more you eat then the more of a chance of getting sick and fatter and once you get really sick they're just give you a liposuction

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 18:24 ID:GSvEyhR6

>>4
sad but true

Name: 55555 2007-08-26 18:44 ID:t+o0tDNM

I hear fat people have small penises. Any trush to this? Also heres an idea. Get off of your fat ass and go outside. NOW RUN .

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 20:09 ID:dhcTArct

>>6
 PICS OR ITS FALSE

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 21:23 ID:tfJZTKao

Can you find your penis? If i gave you 20 seconds.........could you find it?!?!?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 21:29 ID:Z4W20BqH

^^^^^Your not allowed to use a mirror for this.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 23:36 ID:YGVZeAM7

err... exercise, and less shitty foods.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 23:57 ID:maQpUxeg

a quicker way to lose weight would be to cut off a limb

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 0:01 ID:l77qTKK4

>>11
LULZ

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 0:08 ID:29JbPhVd

if you were to start playing wow or do heroine you wouldnt care about ur weight

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 3:24 ID:R3qbaYrU

i weight 202 pounds and i'm 17. 170'something cm too. (5"7-8)
just checked the BMI calculator and it said i was fucking OBESE, what the FUCK?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 3:59 ID:zlNYukxw

The best way to start losing weight is by eating less food.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 4:34 ID:gDawbVW1

>>14
heeeeey fatty fatty fattyfatfuck

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 4:41 ID:cGVVXZCb

>>14
FUCKIN PORKER!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 5:58 ID:na8DygMP

take the fork out of your mouth you fat fucks.  americunts are so repusilve

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 6:14 ID:JBGNGD6q

>>18
FUCK YEAH, SEAKING!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 6:22 ID:6nU1KwF1

>>19
HELL NO, DROUGHTSERVANT!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 9:33 ID:uQz9JcsS

>>16
I've been experiencing this A LOT lately.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 9:44 ID:gDawbVW1

>>21
means you got to work-out and lose that fat you fatty fatfuck.

mornings 20 push-ups, after lunch go run, evening do some sit-ups. And stay away from fatfuck food, eat an apple or stick a banana in the pooper.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-27 14:12 ID:Rw/3Vc+t

Note that >>22 gives us great advice.  The fatty RedCream clones should attend most closely to these words of wisdom.  Daily exercise of some sort builds up great resilence over time, but in body structure and metabolism.

I can't speak on the wisdom of a "banana in the pooper", however.  That might be a part of >>22 's colonics ideals.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 17:59 ID:qM7a7054

This thread gives me an a errection

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 11:53

>>3

Being a nigger is a sin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 11:57

fat I'm jesus

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 0:39

>>25
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 0:56

>>27
Nigger.

Name: jew !P8aGReNmow 2013-02-04 1:24

testing

Name: jew !jQ65.uD46s 2013-02-04 1:26

ok

Name: jew !ynhljbBFdY 2013-02-04 1:27

nji

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 4:19

>>28
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 7:13

for starters, start looking up the nutritional info for everything you're currently eating, and just record everything that goes into your face. After some amount of time, look over what you've been recording, odds are if you really do want to change, you'll spot the biggest problem areas this way and you can simply cut those out. This will also give you somewhere to go to find what things you need to replace with healthier alternatives. Each item you want to replace simply research individually and find some other food item that provides the major nutrient that those foods provide (protien, carbs, fat, w/e vitamins or minerals may be in that junk) and honestly, there is a shitton of delicious things out there that are good for shrinking your ass. If you need help or are too lazy to write things down, try myfitnesspal or something similar, it lets you scan barcodes of shit you're eating, or you can just type in the major key parts of the name of whatever you're eating. It brings up the nutrient info and all that for you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 10:27

>>32
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 5:00

>>34
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 5:01

fat

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