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My Penis Fell Off

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 3:16 ID:NE4+Kywa

And I ran out of super glue. What should I do? My name is Sue. How do you do?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 3:26 ID:Yp6+vGMb

Boohoo, I'm feeling blue, since I'm a Jew, how about you? Mew~

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 3:38 ID:vY7aikkb

MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.

Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 13:44 ID:OPZbhmoX

It'll grow back in a week.

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