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The fall of the Americas and the rise...

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-25 23:45 ID:BekccFRO

the rise of a New kingdom.

In two weeks, in exactly the same time this is posted on 4chan, the West will be changed...forever.
heavily armed individuals will go into the First Bank of Missouri and take everybody in there hostages. Snipers will be placed in the ceilings inside the air vents and on the roof. Just in case your army tries to get "smart", we will set of gas mines in the chimney which will creep through your nose and will slowly destroy your lungs. We will not hesitate to kill or shoot any hostages or any men you send in. You will give us the name of your pathetic hostage negotiation chief. He will come. We demand 50 Gloster E28/39 jets at once. You will be told where to send them to, and do not even think of recording the phone call or telling the address to anybody else. We will then walk, yes, walk outside and you will send us a plane to take us directly to  Amman, Jordan. When we recieve our jets, we will commence attack on several religious Holy Sites, such as the Western wall you pathetic jews rub your worthless heads against. The holy Spulchre, the Vatican. Once that, we will declare war on the West. All of your cities will be black with ashes, unpopulated,  we will destroy your capitals, we will leave nothing behind. We will then unleash a savage army upon Europe and will reap all of the treasures under the Eiffel Tower.  We will then grow the land destroyed by us and will reign a period of peace, a Golden Age for the Righteous. There will not be countries, only the dominion ruled by the "χρυσή δύναμη του στρατού". The world. All corruption will be wiped away like the tornadoes lift up your tall skyscrapers. There will be One Peoples, One Government, One  Dominion. That is the success, the achievement.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 2:18 ID:RljSZPEZ

LOL HEY GAIS WAS UP--- HOLY SHIT! I have like, $8 in thar!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 2:36 ID:+1sw6Cs2

wow. terrorists are really losing it.. hardly any AMERICANS know 4chan exists...

One Peoples. thats where i figured out u were a fake.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 2:41 ID:RljSZPEZ

Apparently, robbing a bank will instantly cause them to rule the world, and flash grenades dont exist. (Flash grenades would lower the effectiveness of snipers) This is of course theoretical, as this thread is clearly a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 2:48 ID:RljSZPEZ

Not to mention a few planes wouldn't make them insta-death machines, capable of destroying monuments and capitals world wide. More likely, the airforce would be sent out and take out  all of the inexperienced pilots.

Name: Fibronacci 2007-08-26 4:04 ID:fHjln4Up

This Is most distasteful. Your a sad individual if you feel that you need to use physical violence to get your message across to people. In a way, I almost pitty you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 5:00 ID:9ngHlmaT

americans are fat idiots that think canadians live in igloos

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 6:23 ID:Ivs2qtTH

You fools do not understand. The U.S and Britain will already be crippled by this time. Just wait and see.

Every second takes you closer to it...and every second you waste, you can be helping our cause.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 6:51 ID:nJZaWfhN

>>7 well don't they?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 12:29 ID:XrvX/n57

You are going to do all that with 50 jets huh?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 12:31 ID:+YXzGIVJ

hai guzy
i can mak ma penis hahd bai rubbin it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 19:29 ID:Ivs2qtTH

All, with 50 jets. Be in denial for this moment, then you will see you had tarried not but a single day.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 19:37 ID:e1Gcec5Y

then wes all gonna have lazars with sharks and wes gonna be like PEW PEW MUDKIPZ

Name: leet sauce 2007-08-26 19:38 ID:jLVMEXeE

come spam this ts.
70.85.223.154:8767
can hold up to 1337 slots :O

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-26 20:23 ID:NSdc+YoY

How do I join your cause?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 4:07 ID:aNImPDN+

>>15
YOU CANT. He's just trying to get the shock factor. Put proof and maybe people will believe you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 4:37 ID:yQPD8ier

>>1
Jake Brahm wannabe. You don't deserve the 4chan Party Van.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 4:38 ID:yQPD8ier

But when the world ends, will we still have /b/?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 4:42 ID:yQPD8ier

And besides, the jets will have remotely-detenated explosives in them, so you get pwnt

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 4:46 ID:4kdJvk9y

>>18


Of course. Only /b/ can destroy /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 6:15 ID:mTGOEAK9

>>20
FUCK YEAH, SEAKING!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 6:22 ID:atRLbfcT

>>21
HELL NO, DROUGHTSERVANT!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-27 21:20 ID:qFXJhfD7

>>15
I must have your name, and social security number.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 4:45 ID:4YKaHh33

Canadians???
In igloos..
Its more likely then you think!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 17:58 ID:XHOFGzwX

Lol, so whats keeping the bank from being closed, immediate area around that bank evacuated, waiting 4 u to enter then we bomb the shit out of u. Dont fuck with America. haven't you learned that yet? We may be fat canada, but we can kick ur ass

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 19:06 ID:uGEbDA5U

>>25
i got some BACKUP, i also got bombs too.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 19:29 ID:40MP/Dwn

with what happened when another threat was posted (need i mention exploding vans?) it wouldn't surprise me if some pussy jew rated this guy out and got the party-van on his ass

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 20:37 ID:NLW3l3mi

We do not negotiate with terrorists. However, pro USA freedom fighters are A-OK!

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