Say Why You're More 4chan than Anyone

Because I do barrel rolls in real life and have never been laid.

i like cp

i like cp

i am moot

Because i'm sexually attracted to cars.

I changed my name to Anonymous and blow up yellow vans for no reason.

HAVE YOU THONG ON
I HAVE HARD COCK
BIG INCH

Because i am a faggot who has nothing better to do than post random shit on an image bored.

I have a pretend girlfriend.

i put a big light up /K/ on top of my gun collection.
i have my life in folders, work in /b/ and play time in /s/ 
i have had two girlfriends that were actually men that i met on e-harmony

i also watch mash reruns religiously.

>>11
 hey so do i! i love ma.s.h potatoes there'yre good

For the past several months I am trying to get FREE AND I MEAN FREE pics and videos of people either having lesbian or straight sex either underwater or on the waters surface and I have not gotten anywhere.
Even Google will not help me. Does anyone have the pics I am looking for? If you only have a link to a pay site then DON'T WASTE MY TIME and I would appreciate it if you downloaded them for me to a free server and I will get them from there. I thank you for your help.

>>13
 Why do people on this forum keep impersonating me? Its not as funny as you think okay!?! Listen I'm going to contact the administrators of the FBI.gov about all the Child Porn (or CP as you like to call it) and hopefully you be banned (or b& as you call it). This whole thing, no, this whole forum as a community just makes me sick to my stomach

>>14
NO! You are not call me names and been rude and stuff I have rights you know that? Even on the internets it is unfair that I should be called a names and the fuckin admins are ban you REAL soon, ok? Then you wont be all smarty pants becausze you are gone from the site and band forever. Just start growing up and learning to not call names on the intrenetes. It is still a crime as much as me stealing your computer with my eleet hacks, so watch out and start behaving like an adult.

>>15
Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.

Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”

http://www.textfiles.com/sex/guide.beastiali

>>15

http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq

There is someone..err...THING for everyone in this world.