I am still a virgin. I live with my mother and I am currently unemployed. I am fat, my face is oily, and I have pimples on my butt. I borrow money to secretly buy cigarettes, which I smoke behind the garage when my mother takes a shower and goes to bed. I watch porn everyday and therefore masturbate everyday. I have both hemorrhoids and diabetes. My toilet and bathtub are growing mold furiously and I haven't washed myself or my clothes in about a two weeks. I go to 4chan for the jailbait and other stuff. I have dreams of other people eating my body parts while I watch. I smoke dope and go to club parking lots at 3am to look at drunk women but never have had the courage to approach them yet. I bet nasa uses computers. My molar is rotten but I don't have money to pull it out. I watch anime and speak Japanese. What am I suppose to do in this life?
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Anonymous2007-08-25 8:48 ID:XHBYYOU3
Get a job as a translator.
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Anonymous2007-08-25 9:39 ID:5npC792R
You are an evil person and I am praying to God to have die a horrible death and then burn in hell. I have copied this post to my inbox and have forwarded copies to the FBI and the FBI's computer crimes division as well as to the DHS. I am also sending them to all the newspapers in the nearest town to your ISP location. I will not stop until you are all in jail. Children must be protected. I am on intimate terms with Bishops and high ranking clergy and am going to show them copies and ask for their assistance in having you punished.
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Anonymous2007-08-25 11:22 ID:OExVl00Q
CARBON MONIXIDE SOLVES!!
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Anonymous2007-08-25 13:50 ID:U1CRnHAG
Yep another stiffy.
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Anonymous2007-08-25 14:07 ID:/YuXJ2GU
MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.
And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”
Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.
He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.
Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”