ITT we write letters to our past selves

dear me,

don't go to /b/.
loli's and cp should never be in the way of a healthy real relationship.

the xbox360 will die on you, wait to buy that crap.

don't eat that old sandwich with mayo, you will shit your guts out.

also study more, you failed in maths idiot.

love,
me

dear me,

don't go out with that girl you are thinking about.
she will never be in the way of a healthy real relationship.

your dog will die on you, wait to give her that biscuit.

don't sit on the top of that cold freezer for hours, you will shit your guts out.

also study more, you failed college kthx.

love,
me

dear me,

You fail at life

love,
me

dear me,

the jail time was worth it.

love, me

dear me,

watch out that isnt a chick.

love, me

dear me,


dont go to 4chan your life will be ruined

dear me,

Don't worry about anything.  You can just send a letter back to yourself like this, and that will fix anything you do wrong.  Go wild.  You can even divide by zero.

OH SHI-

dear me,

Don't mess with football.

love, me.