My Goddamn Throat

My throat has been really sore for the past three days. It only really hurts when I swallow though. Also, one side of my throat feels pretty swollen.

I've tried gargling salt, taking aspirin and sucking on lozenges, but it's not really helping. Barrel rolls and violent suicide didn't work either. What does I do?

Amoxicillin.  I don't know how to spell it, but it works.
Too bad it's not otc.

stop deepthroating your dad

>>3

or try deepthroating your dad to clear whatever it is out...

im not a doctor but i play one on tv and my best advice would be to do what >>4 said

>>5

I agree.