My Goddamn Throat

My throat has been really sore for the past three days. It only really hurts when I swallow though. Also, one side of my throat feels pretty swollen.

I've tried gargling salt, taking aspirin and sucking on lozenges, but it's not really helping. Barrel rolls and violent suicide didn't work either. What does I do?

>>3

or try deepthroating your dad to clear whatever it is out...