1. rub tits with old, rotten food
2. allow flies to spend as long as they want on said tits
3. never wash
4. repeat as necessary
5. ????
6. Maggots! (profit)
Some cultures eat maggots. I bet tit maggots would barter for a lot more. I've forced my girlfriend (by gunpoint) to begin cultivating them for me.
>>13
I don't think that you could cultivate maggots inside living flesh. Also, rubbing rotten meat on your flesh doesn't make it all that much more hospitable for maggots anyway. You'd have to capitalize on gangrenous flesh.
>>15
Unwashed or rot-rubbed flesh is not prone to becoming gangrenous. You assert that you've done this longer than I have. If so, how can you expect such an outcome?
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Anonymous2007-08-21 17:19 ID:sM5I3aIR
i've also been feeding my girlfriend 2 pounds of sugar a day so she gets diabetes.
and anyways: flies propogate in rotten flesh, so why don't you just shut the fuck up.
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toaster_soup2007-08-22 1:10 ID:i6P9Xb5h
ahh, I love the smell of rotting breast tissue in the morning.
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Anonymous2007-08-22 1:47 ID:geIVQHdC
I heard that those maggots look exactly like RedCream's penis.