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I think I just killed a man, please help

Name: Climbtree 2007-08-19 5:40 ID:aee2Uf/N

Ok, so a little background. There’s currently a fad around my area of town of home-made whips, these kids make their own whips out of old sheets or something and then stand on their front lawn and crack them all day. It’s really weird, but I don’t mind them that much (the constant cracking gets a little annoying).

So here’s my problem. I was walking home from uni today and I took a shortcut through a small little forest place that led into a park. While I was cutting through I could hear someone cracking a whip, and I looked and it was some kid, maybe 10 or so, with the most intense look on his face ever. I think he was practicing or something, but when I laughed he turned around and was like “what are you laughing at?” and I just glared at him and he said “I [sic]axed you a question” and I said “are you serious?” and he whipped me, so I marched up to him, grabbed his whip, and in a fairly continuous movement wrapped it around his feet and tied him up, not ultra tight or anything, just enough to be an inconvenience and I said “whips are cool” and I walked away, feeling fairly proud of myself for teaching the little brat a lesson.

This was on Tuesday.

Yesterday I caught the same bus and decided to cut through the same park on the way home. I turned the corner into the park (there’s this long entrance thing) to see a couple of trucks and this big tent thing with people in those white clean suits going in and out. I had completely forgotten about the kid I tied up and I asked one of the cops that was standing there what was going on, and he said he couldn’t go into exact details, but a local boy had been tied up, brutalised and killed. It was at that moment that I remembered that kid with the whip and my heart almost exploded. The cop saw my face and said that they were going to catch the guy pretty quick to try and comfort me or something. “You’d better!” I laughed and walked off. Once I was out of his sight I sprinted home to post this.

What’s the worst trouble I could get in for this? I mean, I only tied the kid up, and thinking about it, he could have broken free and someone else could have come along and tied him up again or something. I think a lawyer could prove this pretty easily, and I figure there’ll be a bunch of DNA and whatever that’s not mine. Idk, can I be charged as an accessory to murder or something though? I’m frantically reading and I can’t come up with much, but I hope at most I’ll get charged with assault of a minor or something.

It’s a pretty bad neighbourhood and the kid looked pretty poor, hopefully this whole thing will just blow over, or they’ll catch the main guy. But what if he says he didn’t tie the kid up?

Help!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 5:46 ID:vffo9KFp

wtf? dont worry you faggot, a worthless piece of shit kid got killed and you didnt do it? why not just sit back and lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 5:48 ID:h5wccn9v

If they take you in for questioning (Assuming they somehow find out you tied him up) just tell them what you said here. Also, if they show a pic of the kid and it's the same one, coming forwards will definitely help.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 7:14 ID:fL6JpzeA

Yes, as long as you didn't do the killing you are quite safe. However, you can be a hero like those movies and find the killer yourself. You can gain special powers along the way then use it to find the real criminal, witch also has special powers and you two can battle it out and cause all sorts of earthquakes, tornadoes, etc... 

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 8:08 ID:gwsKA+JP

.......an epic battle of the ages you two destroy the world while battling then go home and make sweet sweet epic man love?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 9:28 ID:s6/7xaXv

>>4-5

rofl

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 9:32 ID:7dulnWgZ

>>1
You're pretty much fucked.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 9:34 ID:7dulnWgZ

>>1
You might aswell go back there now and ask to speak to a senir officer. Tell him everything, the truth, the truth and nothing but the truth. Juries are always suspicious of runners, unless they are black.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 9:34 ID:7dulnWgZ

senior*

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 13:56 ID:q41/IZhk

divide by 0

Name: Police man 2007-08-19 14:03 ID:/XPeuxoz

Mud kips you say?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 14:05 ID:X8j5g4Iu

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 14:24 ID:q41/IZhk

>>12
Links broken.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 17:35 ID:skQrxaJ7

>>13
Crap, deleted.

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