Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 16:50 ID:uzpJf6CX
Okay 4chan, here's the deal. I've never conducted or taken part in a raid before, and by reading through this board have learned that you don't take kindly to being used as a "private army" by newbies such as myself. However, in this case I believe I can provide you with sufficient motivation.
Until last week, I had the perfect girlfriend. Intelligent, funny, liked horror movie, amazing figure, everything. The problem? She would NOT give me buttsecks!!! I tried everything. I bought her flowers, gave her a ridiculously expensive box of chocolate for Valentine's Day, I took her to Disneyland, everything I could think of to get a little backdoor love, but to no avail. Finally, she broke up with me for continuing my very reasonable requests for buttsecks, and ran off with five thousand dollars and my cat to date a high school dropout who sells her weed sometimes.
What I want to do is RAID HER ASS. At this time next week, I will have some mutual friends trick her into putting her ass on the intarwebz, and anyone and everyone is invited to raid it until her colon walls bleed. Absolutely no lubricant can be used in this raid; it is to be nothing more or less than a full fledged virtual anal gangrape.
I've seen the damage you guys can do to MySpace accounts, so I know you can be relied on to get the job done to satisfaction. What say you, anon?
Until last week, I had the perfect girlfriend. Intelligent, funny, liked horror movie, amazing figure, everything. The problem? She would NOT give me buttsecks!!! I tried everything. I bought her flowers, gave her a ridiculously expensive box of chocolate for Valentine's Day, I took her to Disneyland, everything I could think of to get a little backdoor love, but to no avail. Finally, she broke up with me for continuing my very reasonable requests for buttsecks, and ran off with five thousand dollars and my cat to date a high school dropout who sells her weed sometimes.
What I want to do is RAID HER ASS. At this time next week, I will have some mutual friends trick her into putting her ass on the intarwebz, and anyone and everyone is invited to raid it until her colon walls bleed. Absolutely no lubricant can be used in this raid; it is to be nothing more or less than a full fledged virtual anal gangrape.
I've seen the damage you guys can do to MySpace accounts, so I know you can be relied on to get the job done to satisfaction. What say you, anon?