Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 10:36 ID:trEda5fm
17 years ago, I was born in a hospital in flushing, NY. I was a beautiful child with beautiful parents. the delivery went smoothly (lulz). My mother held me, i basically slipped through her pussy. she said, "damn this niggas cute" and I said "denzel"
"What? denzel?"
"denzel. DENZEL!!!"
i started throwing stuff, and shouting Denzel. my mothers face was confused. however eventually i fell asleep.
all throughout my life all i said was denzel. i knew a lot of other words, but all i said was denzel. nothing else. my parents took me to a psychiatrist.
"okay" said the doctor. "why do you keep saying denzel?"
"denzel"
"denzel....denzel who.....denzel...washington?"
"DENZEL!!! DENZELL!!!!" I exclaimed. I was so happy, and i felt my pants getting a little moist. but it didnt matter. he knew what i meant.
"Denzel Washington... do you watch lots of his movies?"
"Denzel." I shook my head.
"then what the fuck is your problem, kid?"
"Denzel.....and I felt some more moisture building up in my legs."
"whats that smell? its cum, lulz"
"i think i get it. he wants to fuck denzel washington. your son...is gay.
My father then took out his own intestines and strangled himself. mother was shocked, she ate his liver, heart, kidneys, bladder, penis, vagina, eyeballs, balls, nose, skull, and she barfed to death.
"Dont worry kid, i understand. denzel is a nigger. niggers have big cocks. go ahead, follow your dreams. get that nigger cock and suck it dry, suck it endlessly, kid."
so i went to hollywood, i met denzel, grabbed his dick, but he stuck a grenade in my mouth and i exploded. it hurt a bit, but at least i got to feel his cock...it was hard, too. damn. lulz
"What? denzel?"
"denzel. DENZEL!!!"
i started throwing stuff, and shouting Denzel. my mothers face was confused. however eventually i fell asleep.
all throughout my life all i said was denzel. i knew a lot of other words, but all i said was denzel. nothing else. my parents took me to a psychiatrist.
"okay" said the doctor. "why do you keep saying denzel?"
"denzel"
"denzel....denzel who.....denzel...washington?"
"DENZEL!!! DENZELL!!!!" I exclaimed. I was so happy, and i felt my pants getting a little moist. but it didnt matter. he knew what i meant.
"Denzel Washington... do you watch lots of his movies?"
"Denzel." I shook my head.
"then what the fuck is your problem, kid?"
"Denzel.....and I felt some more moisture building up in my legs."
"whats that smell? its cum, lulz"
"i think i get it. he wants to fuck denzel washington. your son...is gay.
My father then took out his own intestines and strangled himself. mother was shocked, she ate his liver, heart, kidneys, bladder, penis, vagina, eyeballs, balls, nose, skull, and she barfed to death.
"Dont worry kid, i understand. denzel is a nigger. niggers have big cocks. go ahead, follow your dreams. get that nigger cock and suck it dry, suck it endlessly, kid."
so i went to hollywood, i met denzel, grabbed his dick, but he stuck a grenade in my mouth and i exploded. it hurt a bit, but at least i got to feel his cock...it was hard, too. damn. lulz