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I just found a load of knob cheese!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 11:23 ID:YLQEldIa

Thought I'd get this post in before I delete history.

Whilst cleaning my dick after my daily fap I find a stray piece of knob cheese amongst the standard cum. I went to pull back the foreskin in order to fish it out and, in doing so, revealed another bit of knob cheese, this time bigger than the last. Intrigued, I started unraveling back my foreskin until it physically hurt, and lo and behold I find a whole gold mine of the stuff!

It was sort of disgusting. In fact REALLY disgusting. Like following a bug to your shed, peering in and then finding the whole place is infested with them.

Anyway, I gave it a wipe. Now this hurt quite a bit because we're now in sensitive territory (about 3/4 of an inch below the tip of the bell-end. Regardless, I carried on until I was clean (I had to leave some as things were getting too dried out and couldn't scrape the darn things off effectively.

I made an observation. Whilst in the confines of the penus the cheese look's white. But, after wiping it against the whiteness of the tissue, it looks completely yellow! Like no fooling cheese!

Anyway I need to get rid of this tissue. I've also got a bit on my hands and it stinks to high heaven. I'm off to the bathroom, see ya.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 11:25 ID:Trf0yQzs

>>1
bit did it taste like cheese?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 11:29 ID:YLQEldIa

>>2
I never even thought about tasting it unfortunately.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 12:35 ID:L4uOzxYa

mac n' cheese or cheese on chips or cheese and crackers you could have made.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 14:25 ID:TgzaHkGR

Did the same today to find the old knob cheese replaced! Thankfully it's not as much as the first lot.

>>4
I plan to sell this new batch to McDonalds.

Anyway, discuss.

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