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Me and my GF had the best fucking date today

Name: Adam B. 2007-08-16 2:11 ID:H4AOjly4

Hey /b/ youre cool so i think ill tell you my date 2day

so i call up my gf and tell her to haul her ass over to my house. i timed her and she got here in 10:55 which i had to kick her ass over because i wanted her to make it in under 5 stupid bitch

so i made her take me to mcdonalds and pay for my meal and then we went and saw Ratatouille and she kept hinting me wanting sex in the theater and i just punched her in the uterus and took off in the car leaving her there. bitch im awesome ahahhahah

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 2:13 ID:PAzbfXUH

wow, did u tel ur mudkipz about ur date?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 2:17 ID:Myw29vgW

No rape?

Fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 2:18 ID:lZPvKmRk

>>3
well he punched her in the uterus i think that kinda counts as rape

Name: Super Sage 2007-08-16 2:20 ID:H4AOjly4

Uterus punch = enough win for one day

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 2:21 ID:PAzbfXUH

It's more like rape-lite.

It's like, "I'm gonna hurt you in a sexual way, but I'm not going to leave mental damage."

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