Whenever I eat I don't leave tips. I'm fucking poor and I'm sorry if I don't want to give you an extra 10 dollars for a 30 dollar steak. The food's expensive enough.
Well, next time you eat there.....the little parsley snips across your potatoes, lawl, use your imagination. What someone has done to your steak, hah. See, to them, 4 dollars is nothing compared to the pride of knowing they had their balls all over your food. I worked at a restaurant for about 3 years. Everytime we had someone that treated a waitress bad or didn't tip, even though they left with the satisfaction of having not tipped a waitress, they also have had licked all over a dick, an ass, and drank some fap water.
In your eyes, win.
In our eyes, nothing has ever failed as much as you did.
You know someone's not going to tip before they're done with their meal or are you talking out of your ass?
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Anonymous2007-08-15 14:52 ID:i/5209m2
hey smart asses: tipped minimum wage is less. Servers where I live make $2.33 an hour, and all, or nearly all of it is taken out for taxes because the government assumes you make atleast 10%.
How the fuck are they supposed to afford their birth control with that?
With no tips, your waitress works for about $2.15 per hour.
The minimum wage doesn't apply to the profession of waitstaff. A little over 2 bucks per hour is what waitstaff are commonly and LEGALLY paid. There is some variance per state, but like I implied, they make up the difference with TIPS ... which apparently some cheap fucks think is some optional item. My advice to you cheap fucks is to stay home and eat your mac-n-cheese.
As for your "happy to have a job" bullshit, I'll leave THAT as not even worth wiping my ass with.
>>14 GTFO and bother educating yourself on the minimum wage. We've told you directly that waitstaff are excluded from that wage (in general, but there's some variance per state), yet you still flap your cock-gobbler despite being EXACTLY FUCKING WRONG.
With someone that doesn't tip, you get screwed the first time but in the town I was doing it in, we had a lot of repeats. The next time they'd get what they deserve. We only did it up front when it was an asshole.
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Anonymous2007-08-15 15:12 ID:pt3IVwXf
If the service was shit I'm not gonna tip.
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Anonymous2007-08-15 15:12 ID:pt3IVwXf
Why not just increase the price of the food and drinks (as if they're not expensive enough) and then we wouldn't have to worry about tips.
>>22 then the server doesn't have to do shit, and you still have to tip them 18%. My favorite...
I respect servers, though, because no one seems to understand how hard their job is.
Try keeping ten cunts (like >>1) happy, when they just want to bitch and moan about everything so they get free food becaus they can't afford to eat out anyways. Then they leave you 5%.
Anyone who treats servers like shit should have a 32oz porterhouse (well done) shoved up their ass.
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Anonymous2007-08-15 15:24 ID:pt3IVwXf
I pay for things based on the price it says on the menu.
and the server is "serving" you. In other words, working for you. When you leave them a dollar for an hour of your time you're being a cheap fuck.
Whatever job you hold (if any...): I hope you get fired, fistfucked, and dumped on the streets to become homeless. Then when you shake your can at me I can kick you in the balls, and staple your hands to a tree.
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Anonymous2007-08-15 15:29 ID:pt3IVwXf
If I get a job I won't ask for more than what I agreed to.
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Anonymous2007-08-15 15:32 ID:Bl2WQgte
>>26
LET THE BITCCHES SERVE MEEEEEEE FOR FREEEEEEE and suck my cock etc
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Anonymous2007-08-15 15:34 ID:i/5209m2
omg, I give up with this thread, you are all obviously retarded rednecks that know nothing.
enjoy your bud light, burned steaks, and fat wives.