I just shaved my asshole, so anyone wanting to fuck it is welcome.
On the weekends I dress up as Richard Nixon and rape young boys in the pool locker room.
Yesterday I had my first sexual encounter with a female: A young boy's mother kicked me in the balls while I was raping her son. I think I enjoyed it, but then again I've always enjoyed having large dogs chew on my testicles, and the feeling was similiar, so that may have been why.