MySpace

Is it just me...
or has myspace stopped all links to outside websites?

Anytime I try to put something in a bulletin, or on my profile it changes to the code to route to the myspace mainpage.

How am I supposed to phish passwords, or send people to meatspin now?!

I enjoy elephant cock.

I just shaved my asshole, so anyone wanting to fuck it is welcome.

On the weekends I dress up as Richard Nixon and rape young boys in the pool locker room.

Yesterday I had my first sexual encounter with a female: A young boy's mother kicked me in the balls while I was raping her son. I think I enjoyed it, but then again I've always enjoyed having large dogs chew on my testicles, and the feeling was similiar, so that may have been why.