penis

where did /b/ go

probably hiding from one of the many recent raids

Yea, we owned that WoW guild and lonelygirl15's subscribers.

An ode to /b/, to 4chan in full,
Once hate machine, now fail and dull.

Can you recall the time we lulz'd
At Schiavo, tsunamis or child abuse?
At harbl spammed to hell and back
At faggotry from both Moot and Snacks?

When /l/ was taken, can you recall?
Gikobar, Anonyloli panties for all?
And what about 2005 X-mas
When a magic dreidel enlightened us?

Can you recall a Xenon flash
Without peeking at your cache?

Can you recall the hour Zero?
Can you recall that kid an hero?

No, you can't; and you know why.
You weren't there for /z/ and /5/,
You didn't lol @ Internet
When post 100,000 was finally met.
Nor were you there the 12th July.
Nor were you there for Donate or Die.
Blackbob, Reidick, "Weeaboo".
These words mean nothing to you.
With no respect, right in your face:
WHY'D YOU LEAVE YOUR FUCKING MYSPACE?

Anon and Tripfag may hate each other.
But that aside, they share a mother.
You were still choking on your drool
When we declared /b/ to have no rules.
And now you come to spoil our fun?
What's up with that, you moral cunts?

Ah! Mere posts that will not be repost.
You're too busy on your e-penis stroke,
Filling journals with lolcats,
Treating memes as if they were pets.

My /b/ is dead. Long live its lulz,
Long live the Legion of Anonymous.
There, I'm done, and oldfag wail.
Just treat this as an Epic Fail.

above poem is epic win, saved for future reference.

I hope it's dead for good. Imagine underage used to get b&. Who would have ever guessed looking at it now.

No, I really hope it's not dead, because the /b/tards would completely invade every other board and screw 4chan up.

In elementary school there was this girl named Shawna Freshour that had a chair with a dark scratched up seat, so then everyone started saying that it was because her farts were so intense they fucked up the seat. So for like 4 years we constantly made fun of her farts, blamed all strange smells on her ass, ect.
I made up a poem, "She stays fresh for an hour, and then she gets sour." It caught on pretty fast. Yeah it was all mean, but she was pretty annoying. Now she's fresh out of high school and has a kid. Good times.

Lol, you still remember her name from like, 10 years ago?

>>7
I really hope it IS dead, because "/b/tards" are idiots and have short attention spans and would have nowhere to communicate with each other and finally fucking disperse

Or gather up in another board and start over again.

The /b/tards are all over the place.  I see them.

They don't know that they're /b/

>>4

Dull doesn't rhyme with full.  You fail.

I hate youtube as much as i hate 4chan

I hate porn as much as I hate guys.

o snap. not death again. or is it DONATE OR DIE ?

Donate or die motherfuckers

I donated $1 cus thats all I can afford after being with your mom last night...

>>16
>>17
PROTIP: STOP TRYING TOO HARD GAIZ