Male vs. female farts

I went to the movies with a new girlfriend last night. During the credits she passed some gas. It didn't embarrass her or anything, so I decided to pass some, too. Mine was louder, but hers was longer. The people around us started twitching their noses so we left in a hurry.

But outside the theater - in the parking lot - we passed some more; Taking turns, one after the other. After about five minutes, she ran out of fuel, whereas I went on for another two.

Oh boy, did it stink! Luckily, she had roll on deodorant in her purse, so we rubbed some in between our ass cheeks to rid the smell. She only had to swipe it once before the smell disappeared. I finished the container...

Anyways, which gender has the superior fart? I think I've already defined some of the differences.

lies.
girls cant fart.
or poop
the only reason they have assholes is for gay men that wish they were straight.

I keep telling folks that the RedCream clones live very interesting lives.  This latest testimony only affirms that.

fart party, wheeeeee

>>3
laffo, your ID has Gas and GAi

the silent, but long ones stink like fuck

women have stinky farts

>>3
Indeed.

>>5
I lol'd so hard.

OMFG YOU ARE THE BIGGEST GAY FAGGOT HOMO

If my girlfriend farts I beat her mercilessly until she's learned her fucking lesson.

Hay thar wuts goin on in dis thred?

>>10
Every time my girlfriend farts I tell her how fat and disgusting she is.

>>8
hahahah so did i

I think my gf has a perfume factory up her arse. I've checked and found nothing though.

P.S. RedCream is a giant faggot. Your story is made of lies and fail.

when fucking my gf farted with her vagina, i laughed and kept fucking

WTF? That is why i hate real girls/women.

Really disgusting!

SOmething like perfect girls/women in animes/mangas wouldn't do!!

>>16
If my girlfriend did that I would beat her mercilessly until she has learned her fucking lesson.

I beat my girlfriend mercilessly.