Name: RedCream 2007-08-14 4:11 ID:OwCLgPe3
I went to the movies with a new girlfriend last night. During the credits she passed some gas. It didn't embarrass her or anything, so I decided to pass some, too. Mine was louder, but hers was longer. The people around us started twitching their noses so we left in a hurry.
But outside the theater - in the parking lot - we passed some more; Taking turns, one after the other. After about five minutes, she ran out of fuel, whereas I went on for another two.
Oh boy, did it stink! Luckily, she had roll on deodorant in her purse, so we rubbed some in between our ass cheeks to rid the smell. She only had to swipe it once before the smell disappeared. I finished the container...
Anyways, which gender has the superior fart? I think I've already defined some of the differences.
But outside the theater - in the parking lot - we passed some more; Taking turns, one after the other. After about five minutes, she ran out of fuel, whereas I went on for another two.
Oh boy, did it stink! Luckily, she had roll on deodorant in her purse, so we rubbed some in between our ass cheeks to rid the smell. She only had to swipe it once before the smell disappeared. I finished the container...
Anyways, which gender has the superior fart? I think I've already defined some of the differences.