THE STORY OF MY PENIS

About two days ago I went to my male physician. I'm 19 years old, and I still get hard ons for no reason. I wondered why I havent been able to developbackspace, so I went to him.

"Yo nigger, I keep getting erections and I'm 19 years old. What do I do, 4?!!!"

"Listen Scroll Lock, dont call me a nigger. I'm ur physician, lol. Anway, have you tried taking pills?"

"I have, and have followed the instructions, but it doesnt work. And I dont want to, it says side effects of the pills is that backspace will not work"

"Well......"

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"Have you tried....bopping it, sir?"

I was surprised. "Pardon me?"

"Bopping it, man!! Bop it! Twist it! Pull it! AWWWWWW!!!!!:E"

"OKAY!! LETS TRY BOPPING IT, NGIGAER!!!"

So we bopped, twisted, pulled, passed it on, twisted and pulled for hours, until I felt a strange sensation. My sensors were spinning out of control. I was about, to CUM.

So I cummed, I cummed on his desk, his glasses, his face, his portrait, his window, his nurse, his syringes, his sink, I left nothing behind. I thanked the physician.

"No problem, man!"

So from this day on I have never gotten an erection smile!

HAPPY END.

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