Jacking off

So, if I don't jack off for a couple of days, will I rip my gf in half and cumbucket all over her, like when a lion is not fed for a while, it will bezerk and kill the fuck out?

I'm already feeling FUCKING AROUSED as Captain Kirk. God.

Before you worry about that, you should worry about getting a girlfriend.

And, if you claim to have a girlfriend (and you're telling the truth), I would say that you should worry about getting a girlfriend that isn't wider than she is tall.

Then worry about the ripping her in half part, because you can't rip a fat girl in half.

What a fucking ringpiece

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Prove it; JPGs or GTFO!

yeah get that bitch pregnant with that load of cum of yours tiger