Just so you all know

The real reason I'm spamming is because I have no life at all and I could never be the successful employee I desperately wish I was. So, I like FOX.

Oh, and also: I am a fat sweaty middle-aged nerd who lives in his basement and eats dildo cereal.

and im also a retired gay pornstar with a gapping asshole.

I once spooned with Phil Shuman.

i stick guitar picks up my penis just to see how far they can go before puncturing the skin