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Smegma is delicious

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 7:28 ID:/shQe9IH

I was going to masturbate today when I noticed I have "dick-cheese" (smegma) under my glans.
I took some with my finger and out of curiosity put it in my mouth.
The wonderful taste made me cum, it was the tastiest thing I have ever tasted!
I stopped showering. All I think about is bathtubs filled with it.
I must eat more!
IT IS THE HOLY FOOD!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 7:33 ID:5wlocvRb

You should be ashamed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 9:47 ID:q/t8xwWH

>>2
:(

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 10:30 ID:vGrDS2+g

>>1
Sir, you just tasted sweet ambrosia!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 11:52 ID:fgVMLKAV

That's wonderful

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 12:33 ID:EFvb/Ndk

Don't you have to be unwashed AND not masturbate at least 7 days for smegma to accumulate? Unless you suck cocks, you'll starve.
Don't change these.
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