Post-saladic Penis

I just had a salad and when I whipped my dick out it smelled awful. Did the salad mess up my sense of smell momentarily?

No, it didn't mess up your sense of smell. I think that maybe if you changed your ways to being a straight man, washed yourself more often, and had more salads than cheeseburgers. You wouldn't have that problem.

ちょっとsageるお～

It didn't mess up your sense of smell, in fact it did the opposite. Proof is when you smelled it again your nose wasn't used to it anymore.