Help with sister

ok /lounge heres my problem, im 18 and my sister is 25. she lives far away from me and comes to visit rarely. she is truly gorgeous and she is always the object of my masturbation.i still live with my mother. any tips on how to seduce her?
btw she is only half sister

Stick it in her pooper.

Rape perhaps?

id like to do that but i need to get there first

but i also rlly love my sister and wouldnt want to hurt her

TITS OR GTFO!!!!111!!!

has anyone else had the same experience and may be able to help me?

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well thank you that helped

Your very welcome

besides what the hell did i do wrong, ive already mentioned rape is out of the question and that id never hurt her

>>11

You have done nothing wrong. This is just a message to everyone. If you are innocentand have been offended I'm sorry

its cool thnx

No really, I highly suggest rape.

i asked for seduction tips not rape

>>14

You have problems you sadist.

>>15
What did you expect? Besides, she's your (half)sister, sleeping with her will traumatize her anyway.

Give us pics, maybe we'll be a little more cooperative.

Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.
Wow... Such bold words for someone who SECRETLY hacks someone.
.........
I'm really at a loss for words

My apologies thatlast post was ment foe a diffrent thread.

>>19
Well I am not an "thread". You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes. This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling. I am still in the need of more help in that regards.

Amazing how theend of your reply is exactally like chris's:
>>
Well I am not an "reason". You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes. This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling. I am still in the need of more help in that regards. <<

>>17
i already posted this in /b/ with a pic, and u cant post pics in here
and shes 25 i doubt itll traumatize her, atleast thats why im not going with rape

>>22
You did? I can't find it.
Link it

http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1186602824286.jpg

>>24
I wouldn't call her gorgeous.
Unless that was a really bad pic of her.

You could just get her drunk or something.

im only 18, cant buy alcohol
and she only comes out very rarely to the house i live in with my mom

and also its her tits that are magnificent, too bad i cant see em bare

>>20 rules on harrassment and name calling? you sound awfully like that hanssen dude...

GTFO

>>8
FUCK YOU

>>26
You could wait. If you think about it, there's really no way to do it other than rape. Or drugging her.

>>what about good ol' seduction??

srry meant :
>>29 what about good ol' seduction??

>>31
You'd have to work at that, be very subtle about it.
Remember she's 7 years older than you, and she's related.

what would be some good things to say to her to get this going?

you say tits or GTFO

hey baby, you know you wanna keep it in the family.

take over those clothes or ill take them off for you.

yeah thats right bend over bitch

*sticks dick in sisters ass*

lol

u have no idea how good that sounds to me lol

My step-sister offered to fuck me once for $60.  I'm being 100% serious.  I was 16.  She was 14.  I totally would have done it too, but I didn't have $60.  The next time she came over (my step-dad only saw them every other weekend), I had $60, but she wouldn't do it then.  She said she didn't need the money any more.  Bitch.

>>37

lolol

>>37
At 14 she's already extorting money from older men? Hot damn, she sounds like quite a catch!

Tits or GTFO