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i just masturbated

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 8:37 ID:rN5W6w4K

it took 40 seconds.

Name: xXXxxxxxxx 2007-08-08 8:40 ID:2h6kaezi

OK YOU FUCKING SICK ASSHOLE

Name: RedCream 2007-08-08 8:42 ID:V7sKiPx0

Do I hear a bid for 35 seconds?  35 seconds?  Is there a bid for this amount, anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 8:44 ID:rN5W6w4K

i just did it again. in 20

Name: RedCream 2007-08-08 8:46 ID:V7sKiPx0

WE HAVE A LAST-MINUTE BID OF 20 SECONDS!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 8:49 ID:rN5W6w4K

i tried to go for 10...but through rubbing furiously, the sweat dripping off my nose and into the pool of semen from my previous masturbations, the passion, tension rising, i did it....in 1 minute.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-08 8:52 ID:V7sKiPx0

60 seconds?!?!  Sir, that's a bid filled with impressive fail.

Name: scatchuwa 2007-08-08 9:01 ID:1qQ1SpQU

5 minutes

Name: RedCream 2007-08-08 9:39 ID:GZ8Mn3JY

I cum by touching my peewee. Takes a whole 1 second.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 12:05 ID:l4Hw5fy8

7 seconds, here.  Not often, though.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 12:17 ID:yBr7pm4Z

I take my time.

It's not going anywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 12:19 ID:l4Hw5fy8

>>11
Generally, I agree.  I love to get on the verge of cumming, then stop.  It drags out the orgasm, and if pulled off (lul) correctly, retains your hardon for Round 2.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 12:24 ID:yBr7pm4Z

>>12

I usually do one round only. When I do two or three it becomes really tiring.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 12:43 ID:l4Hw5fy8

>>13

Three?  Shit, I've never even tried.  Kudos to you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 12:48 ID:yBr7pm4Z

>>14

Three rounds isn't orgasmic at all, mind you.
It's just really, really exhausting.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 12:51 ID:d2m4dnGo

never masturbate with a matress or pillow

it's cause inorgasmia or however you spell it, basically it destroys your orgasms permenantly if you do it too much.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 13:34 ID:yBr7pm4Z

>>16

That's disgusting, and now that you mention it, really unhealthy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 14:31 ID:jllETjtZ

>>16

What if you use a sock to masturbate?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 14:34 ID:qtxGagpx

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 15:44 ID:9/LsDXKr

The more rounds you last the more cum you blast.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 16:57 ID:nw5n9i5a

>>6
do you people actually not clean it after you cum? semen on your sheets is fucking disgusting, then you have to clean it. i treat it the same as shit. obviously sex is something different, but use a kleenex after you fap is common sense.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 20:28 ID:N5MkaFWS

just cum in the toilet... when u feel it coming, run for the bathroom (and hope you don't meet any family members on your way)

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 20:30 ID:dcPDjAE+

Nah just use a kleenex to clean the wet stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 20:36 ID:FkmM2iTF

Pic or didnt happen.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 20:41 ID:lsZmZohS

wtf is /b/ I keep seeing references to it but have no idea what it is.  And what kind of porchmonkey cums on his sheets and doesn't clean that shit up.  You gotta have the mitt ready to catch when you're ready to pitch.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 20:50 ID:nw5n9i5a

>>25
THANK YOU!

And /b/ is the Random imageboard I think.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 20:51 ID:lsZmZohS

ok so yeah I'm a retarded fucktard thanks for playing and have a nice day

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 1:06 ID:SChv+RcC

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Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 9:34 ID:rvo6vUwg

>>22
Lol, WTF are you on about? You fap, and while you're cumming you run through you're house hoping you don't bump into anyone??

I always use Kleenex. How the fuck else are you meant to do it, cum leaves stains. Embarrassing stains.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 11:39 ID:K0AUuj2v

WHY WASTE TISSUES WHEN YOU CAN JUST USE YOUR TONGUE?

Name: Chris Logan Hanssen 2007-08-09 12:16 ID:Qv+fFKsF

Delicious cum.

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-08-09 12:17 ID:sFayqvLr

I like cum in my mouth.

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-08-09 12:19 ID:Qv+fFKsF

My real name is actually Adolf.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 17:32 ID:+AuAbXaV

pics or gtfo

Name: jimbobob 2007-08-09 18:08 ID:7THhShGD

hahaha silly bagels

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