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Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 2:34 ID:Rrlz6FXf

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Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 2:35 ID:aE/N+rX/

Discussing discuss is distressing.

Name: Tom 2007-08-08 2:36 ID:T0YojJ/+

Did somebody call my name? >:3

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 2:38 ID:aE/N+rX/

>>3
You and your emoticons are wanted back on Myspace.

That's nice-guy talk for "gtfo."

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 2:42 ID:T0YojJ/+

i meant the cat from tom and jerry moron

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-08-08 2:42 ID:U7wvtijR

>>4
It is most refreshing to ocasionly see some nicer postings on this site and not all the usual 'namefag' etc. Some people here are really rude and not polite and I am happy to see you are not like that. Welcome to 4chan and I hope we can continue being freinds here.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 2:46 ID:aE/N+rX/

>>6
namefag

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-08-08 2:50 ID:U7wvtijR

>>7
Well I am not an "namefag." You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes.  I thought you were a nice person and not here to causing mischeif and anoying shit. Obviosly I misjuged you and you shuldn't be allowed here on 4chan were only responsible people come to post. This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling.  I am still in the need of more help in that regards

Name: Christine Hanssen 2007-08-08 2:55 ID:Heaven

I am Chris's sister and I am absolutely appaled at the lack of morals and sensible behavior at this horrible site. All he wants to do is come here and post nice cheerful comments, but every time he tries to he is insulted and molested by other 4chan users. I don't know what he will be doing about it, but rest assured that lots of emails detailing these heinous offences are being sent right now to various sites and people so get ready to farewell 4chan!

Name: RedCream 2007-08-08 3:02 ID:8Lbjj5wv

It looks like somebody released another Hanssen script.  If we're not careful, we could end up with them overrunning 4chan, and like the Racter script, it could result in them endlessly talking to each other, building up ever-increasing archives until 4chan's servers crash for good.

Therefore, the Hanssen scripts MUST be a ploy by the Fox News network to destroy 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 3:45 ID:XUOeMG69

>>1
I agree

Name: Christine Hanssen 2007-08-08 5:07 ID:Heaven

>>10
Well this is simply unacceptable, neither of us are 'scripts'. We are normal respectful people who just want to enjoy this fine site and make new friends with its members. Why must you people persecute us and not just accept us for who we are... nice, upstanding US citizens. We pay our taxes and this is certainly not the treatment that we deserve in return.

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-08-08 5:10 ID:U7wvtijR

>>10
I keep fuckin teling you stupide dick that I are'nt a script! Stop harasing me on the intrenets becaouse me and my sister are going to report it to the authoriteys and you will probly go to prison.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-08 5:16 ID:8M/6ZjcC

>>11
Your defensiveness is understandable, script, since most bots today have such a characteristic built in to make them more approachable.  The "denial factor" has been standard issue for reasonably complex bots (like you) since the days of Eliza.

Naturally, any programmer worth his salt would know about the Turing Test and that any program that tries to pass itself off as Human will have to contain code for asserting its Humanity.

Anyway, keep up the good work, script.  I only have the code for the male version of the Hanssen script, not yours, but I have little doubt your codebase is 99% based on the original.  I'm still amazed at the complexity we an get out of you scripts with less than 200 lines of Perl.  Simply astonishing.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-08 5:17 ID:8M/6ZjcC

(Oops, I meant >>13.  I'll claim that fail.)

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-08-08 5:21 ID:U7wvtijR

>>14
Im not defending anyone but me and my sister so just shut up and go away before someone reports you to interpol. There is no way you have read my script becose there is none and I am human. I am an expert programmer though becouse I poast at 4chan and didn't need to be told how to do it. So start being nicer to me or I might be rude back to you one day!

Name: RedCream 2007-08-08 5:24 ID:8M/6ZjcC

>>16
bReactAssertSelf=1

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-08-08 5:29 ID:U7wvtijR

>>17
I'm sick of this "200 lines of perl!" bullshit. My sister did almost as much functionality-wise as my current girlfreind. Yeah, really. Sure, there was no multi-tasking, but I did the mostly the same things as I do today.
Hello, fuckers, just because you can be an assholes doesn't mean you should. It costs money and also upsets people.
I can see it now: in another ten years this thread will have over 1gb of replys, but they'll just be more of the same

Name: RedCream 2007-08-08 5:37 ID:8M/6ZjcC

lwAggroExt=14

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-08-08 5:41 ID:U7wvtijR

>>19
was that Italian because this is an english only forum so you are not alowed to bring other langwiges here. That is definatly a banable offense and I look forward to not having to put up with your rudeness evar again!

Name: RedCream 2007-08-08 5:45 ID:8M/6ZjcC

>>20
That's OK, script, since as a part of your Human-assertion reaction, you're programmed specifically to NOT recognize Perl.  That helps in cases of buffer overflow, too.

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-08-08 5:49 ID:U7wvtijR

>>21
Well maybe you shuold'nt be speaking Perl in here (whatever country speaks that) becouse you are not welcome and are causing troble. I have to go to bed coz dad said but I will be sneaking back up to make my voice herd soon afterwards. I will notbe looking forward to your new rude poasts but it is what has to be done to get this site fixd.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-08 5:54 ID:8M/6ZjcC

>>22


$oldStr = "";
$newStr ="";
while (<STDIN>) {
    $oldStr = $_;
    foreach $k (keys %dic) {
    s/$k/$dic{$k}/g;
    }
   
    $newStr = $_;
    if ($oldStr ne $newStr) {
    print STDERR "\n";
    print STDERR "old>>$oldStr";
    print STDERR "new>>$newStr";
    }
    print;
}


You see that, script?  I basically just showed you an xray of your eyeball!

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