I find it singularly amazing that so many RedCream Clones aspire to various levels of bestiality, homosexuality, and sadomasochism. I knew I would provide inspiration, but not in such diametrically opposed directions, certes!
To all the RedCream Clones out there, I have the following advice: Pussy tastes GOOD. Eat it up a bit more often and you'll start to prefer it. It only stands to reason!
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Anonymous2007-08-07 14:06 ID:GABX8TyT
"Eat it up a bit more often and you'll start to prefer it. It only stands to reason!"
You mean "Try it once, and you'll like it. I understand it might take a while to save up enough money to pay for pussy (because we all know you can't get it yourself [seriously, if you have to pretend to be someone else on 4chan, you're not getting laid. Ever]), but it will be worth it."
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Anonymous2007-08-07 14:17 ID:7wSJ4vxC
if only you likes the goat dick in your mouth afterwards, then you would be like this person brian that i know... he likes it to cum all OVER his face.. supposedly he really likes the taste of goat cum.
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Anonymous2007-08-07 23:12 ID:fp0vusC7
No no no, he's gay, he just wants you to pay attention to the animal violating part and forget the "I am gay" part. It's his way of coming out, but not getting severely...oh wait never mind...
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Anonymous2007-08-07 23:37 ID:QWJUoWB0
hahahahahahaha.... ummm gay people suck ass. literally? lmao
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Anonymous2007-08-07 23:37 ID:USo7HKso
i hate gays
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Christopher Logan Hanssen2007-08-07 23:45 ID:nLREW+Vm
>>4
I am geting sick and tired of your constant rudeness and lack of moral structure in your postings, they are always about something dirty or else they contain rude and inapropriate language and explisit sexual imagery. I am disgustide by it and am reporting this incidant and many others like it to the 4chan authoritys. Soon the only pussy you will be geting will be from -------> moredhel.za.pl/pics/losers/images/0095_tikov4_jpg.jpg (have to copypasta it.)
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Christopher Logan Hanssen2007-08-07 23:46 ID:Z2ZAmZ0R
^^ just kidding. I would totally take a goat cock up the ass.
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Anonymous2007-08-07 23:50 ID:QWJUoWB0
eww thats nasty, didnt that come from that other thread? :-X
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Christopher Logan Hanssen2007-08-07 23:51 ID:nLREW+Vm
>>11
Why do you guys keep impersonnating me ? Listen, that's not funny I told you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. I do'nt know how long I can take this abuse and its only a matter of time befoer you all get banned from the intrenets. You will all get B&(banned) from chan if you don't stop right now. That's that kind of thing that makes me sick of this forum.
I don't think so, #17. This "Christopher Logan Hanssen" is actually a copypastabot, represented by about 130 lines of Perl. I was on some developers' forum and we all got to talking about posting 'bots, and just by chance some guy produced the Hanssen script.
Since I've read the code, I know of a "backdoor" into Christopher Logan Hanssen. I've already issued the key set of words to trigger it, so we'll see how it changes what it says when it posts again.
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proceed2007-08-08 1:49 ID:MhjXHlcX
i hope it posts soon i am intrigued by this change in the bots personality
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Christopher Logan Hanssen2007-08-08 2:01 ID:y+EaX8uD
>>18
Hello RedCream, my old chum! What is happening at this fine site today? Sounds like an interesting discussion, well I won't hold you upppppghgpghsdfgasf.sdafasfdas.ASSSFGFBFGGRE ERROR: ATTEMPTED HIJACK BY NAMEFAG ABORTED. RESETTING TO ORIGINAL SCRIPT.
Well when I first saw your post I was abslutoley outraged and annoyed because it is insulting and juts plain rude!!! I am contacting the site as we speak, and they will be closing it down becouse their are to many rude people and imature d*cks running around with more fredom than they need.
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Christopher Logan Hanssen2007-08-08 2:23 ID:y+EaX8uD
>>22
Actualy it is not cool becoause now I am more powerful and I can acess the intrenets where you live and hack them up so you will juts be fucked!! HAHA you are going to be off the lines for a long time when I use my relly good skills to hack you!
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Anonymous2007-08-08 19:08 ID:VAk8wmi1
I know of a "backdoor" into Christopher Logan Hanssen.
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Anonymous2007-08-09 1:12 ID:37X1wqXV
hey i heard that you were a fuckin fag...i would like to fuck your world up...if you want to met somewhere id be happy to beat the shit out of you....
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Christopher Logan Hanssen2007-08-09 2:01 ID:bgN/Kf48
>>25
Yeah? you stupid f*ckin cunt, you fairy, maybe I should f*ckin hack you myself. I would like too order a raid on >>25 because he causes lots of badness here at 4chan and he is stalking me... every time I try to post he is always there waiting for me. We need to unite anonymous, and take this d*ckhead down, or else I am just going to have to give up and leave 4chan forever.
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Christopher Logan Hanssen2007-08-09 2:14 ID:bgN/Kf48
>>29
This is the type of behavure that makes me sick. I am tiard of this and I am at my wits end. I am almost redy to leave 4chan, but I think the site still nedes my help and wisdom, so I will stay long enouhg to see you banned forever. Good bye soon you d*ck!
>>33
Uhm actually I do'nt like pig snout it is disgustine and has snot and other unacceptable things in it. I was ofended by this also becouse I am a jew and we don't eat pork. I will certinly be contacting the police and my local rabbi for counselling and emailing the site to get you removed, becouse this is anti sementic and simply inaproppriate!
"Pig snout"?!?! IT'S A FUCKING COCK-AND-'NADBAG, CHRIS! Fuck, THAT you SHOULD know, having so frequently and lovingly lathered up such things with your spit-drenched tongue.
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Anonymous2007-08-09 5:47 ID:S5Gcq+9/
Hanssens preferred sexual position:
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Taking it up the ass.
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Christopher Logan Hanssen2007-08-09 6:14 ID:bgN/Kf48
>>35
I did'nt understand all the werds in you're poast, but enough to know that its is offensive! I do'nt like cock, and even if I did that wuld meane I am not an pearl script coding.
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Christopher Logan Hanssen2007-08-09 6:32 ID:0iPOszzQ
>>35
Also you seem to be getting rpretty graphic in your posts. 'having so frequently and lovingly lathered up such things with your spit-drenched tongue'? Boy you sure seem to know a lot about such subjects in grave detail! Could it be because YOU IN FACT PARTICIPATE IN SUCH ACTS?
I wont take your offensicve insults any longer especially when you accuse me of your own doings. This isnt preschool I will not take the blame for your actions!
>>37 >>38 (diffag)
The only "pearl" you're aware of is the pearly whiteness of semen as it erupts out of the cocks that frequently drench you in your bukakke videos. What a filthy little man you are! Even Ron Jeremy (the Hedgehog) looks like a squeaky clean Boy Scout next to you!