HALP!

okay okay okay--topics are really ghey lately BUT I need some advice from Anonymous.

So my dad is saying that im changing.
hes dating this BITCH who controls him
and i dont like it...
he says i give off a snooty addtitue.
(well I actually do hate her)
anyways he the following
1. you're changing and i might seek help for you.
2. you have an addtitde
3.you dont get dressed.
4.you dont do anything i ask
5.its all those gothic freinds you hang around that are changing you.
OKAY! I DO FUCKING EVERYTHING DAD!
 

anyways i need advice on what to do next

1. RAPE
2. THROW HER IN A RIVER
3. ???
4. PROFIT.

Well, I have to say that if you're hanging out with Goths, then you pretty much deserve to die, so I hope your dad raeps your buttsecks hole then chokes you to death with his cock.

>>3
thanks but that already happened ._.
no they arent goths..just dress different and
hes a sterotypical ASSHOLE

>>1
maybe you can get his girlfriend to fuck you


possibly have a big fat insest orgy with your dad, his gf, maybe all your animal pets?

btw i'ma girl ._.

>>6
a girl? well then that changes EVERYTHING!!!

...

...

...tits or gtfo

>>7

copypasta

>>6

Well, now that that's out there, we can all just write it off to an Elektra Complex.

Really, just tell him that you think he's being whipped by his girlfriend.  BTW, seeking help isn't all that bad.  I've gone to a shrink multiple times, and it ended up changing my "parents" more than it changed me.  Otherwise, just ignore the girlfriend, and look the other way.  Even if you care, pretend that you don't.  So what if she manipulates him.  You're an adult (or should be if you're here ;) ).  Let him ruin his life, you shouldn't feel responsible.

GHAD

I AM NOT SHOWING MY TITS ANYMORE!


or getting the fuck out.

Ive been here for 2 years and have AT LEAST posted 15
pictures of my breasts.
and am not doing it anymore

>.>

>>10
I call bullshit.  I've been here for ever 3 years, and I've never seen your tits.  Or maybe I have, but I wouldn't know.  Now if you reposted them, I might recognize them.  I have good tit recognition.

And, besides, if you've already posted them at least 15 times, then what's one more?  Srsly.

>>11
ugh it called respect for myself..
i'm not going to degrade myself anymore
just so you pervs can get a hard on..
 

>>12
Tits don't give me a hard on, really.  A girl with her mouth on my cock.  THAT gives me a hard on.  If it was for the sake of tits, I would just look up "tits" on google.

And, really.  What's so degrading about showing your tits?  I show my cock.  It's just another part of your body.  Maybe I should be a nudist; I don't know.

RUSSIAN NIGGER FORUM

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>>12
Probably the fucking troll from yesterday with the massive thighs -_-;

>>16
no asswipe
i've been here a while
i get off and on a few times
and now im starting to get back on

>>1
I tell you what.  I'm in a good mood.  It must be the Hilary Duff I'm listening to.

I'll give you advice, eventhough you won't show me your tits (maybe again).  This advice is difficult, because I don't know how old you are.

Your dad says you're changing.  Of course you're fucking changing.  All people change.  It's what we do.  Biologically speaking, we're a new person every 7 years (our cells regenerate and the old ones die off.)

I really think you should just talk to your dad.  Or even his girlfriend.  It might be bad; it might be good.  You'll never know until you do it.  My step-dad used to beat the shit out of me all the time when I was a kid (maybe that explains all the anger I have?).  My mom knew about it.  She would stand up to him (he never hit her), but it didn't stop him.  Finally, I just had a talk with him.  It went like this:

"I'm tired of you beating the shit out of me.  I'm tired of telling teachers I got into a fight after school.  If you touch me again, I'll kill you while you sleep.  I'm not even kidding."

After that, my mom sent me to live with my dad.  Ha ha.

Every since then I've realized that if you have a problem, you take it up with the source.  It's the best possible solution.  Who knows how it will end up?  But, again, isn't that unknowingness the fun in life?

>>17
"I've been here awhile"
Troll from last night.

My, whatever are you talking about? I'm new here! I'm the new guy here! I'm a new guy!

>>18
"I'm tired of you beating the shit out of me.  I'm tired of telling teachers I got into a fight after school.  If you touch me again, I'll kill you while you sleep.  I'm not even kidding."

Take this mans advice, he knows what he is talking about.

>>19
ive been here for 2 years and wasnt even on last night newfag
just started up again today

>>18
mick..well i could probably end up dead if i did that

Nice to meet you all. Do you guys like Newgrounds?

>>22
Dead??  From her or from your dad?  Because if your life is in danger, I would recommend a different course of action, which would involve heavy violence.

>>22
You mean namefag, if you are going to insult me, fucking do it right.

>>24
dad
violence like???

Violence to people you live with is amazingly easy.  You can totally rig the fight in your favor.  I tried it once, but it didn't work for me (I was very small as a kid, and my step-dad was 6'1" and 300 lbs).

So have the talk, "Dad, you're turning into a whipped little bitch."  And if he starts anything, have a bat nearby.  Then beat some sense into him.  Leaving afterwards to stay with a friend is generally a good idea.

>>27

Winning advice. Hope the guy who made this thread is here to read this, and if he posts what happens after following this advice. :O

>>27
I like the way you think though this solution seems like it would lead to more problems in the future.

>>29
It did lead to more problems when I tried it.  I was too small, so when I swung the bat, my step-dad just caught it.  Then he pushed me on the ground and kicked me in the ribs and hit me in the back with the bat.  It was poorly planned when I did it.  With better planning, I would have had that bastard.  I should have waited until he was drunk.

But, this method would actually work quite well.  Because when you beat the shit out of your dad, the police get involved, and you get taken away from them.  That pretty much solves all of your problems.  You know why?  Because your foster parents will know you're not to be fucked with.

>>30
Reminds me of Home Alone for some reason..

hahahdhahahadhajdfhsjfhlwehje

OP here--AGAIN I AM A GIRL

sooo
i dont think bashing my dad with a bat will help me
im thinking running away

>>1
You want some advice? Don't let it affect your school work and ambitions. Seriously. I'm not wizard with social issues, but I know it is paramount that you keep your social and economic standing secure.

As for my 2 cents about the social issue.. um...

Use logic to solve all your problems.

>>34
THANK YOU

>>33
In all seriousness, if you're already thinking of running away, I'm sure that bashing your dad is a great option.  You don't have to kill him.  But I'm telling you that you should tell him his girlfriend is a bitch.  You can word it a little better.  If I was in your situation, I would say, "Dad, I love you.  You're my dad.  But your girlfriend is really making me resent you.  Now, I'm not asking you to choose between her and me, but she's really pulling us apart.  I don't want to resent you, dad, but if you stay with her, I won't be able to keep living with you."  Then if he starts some shit, grab the bat.  The bat's just blackup.

i think i know who you are......

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