HALP!

okay okay okay--topics are really ghey lately BUT I need some advice from Anonymous.

So my dad is saying that im changing.
hes dating this BITCH who controls him
and i dont like it...
he says i give off a snooty addtitue.
(well I actually do hate her)
anyways he the following
1. you're changing and i might seek help for you.
2. you have an addtitde
3.you dont get dressed.
4.you dont do anything i ask
5.its all those gothic freinds you hang around that are changing you.
OKAY! I DO FUCKING EVERYTHING DAD!
 

anyways i need advice on what to do next

Violence to people you live with is amazingly easy.  You can totally rig the fight in your favor.  I tried it once, but it didn't work for me (I was very small as a kid, and my step-dad was 6'1" and 300 lbs).

So have the talk, "Dad, you're turning into a whipped little bitch."  And if he starts anything, have a bat nearby.  Then beat some sense into him.  Leaving afterwards to stay with a friend is generally a good idea.