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how do you tell if you are gay or straight

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 15:57 ID:SfAvZdcW

please tell me i will be very five dollars to your keyboard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 15:59 ID:GmADW0r5

Do you like the taste of semen?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 15:59 ID:SfAvZdcW

nemes

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 16:01 ID:SfAvZdcW

well once i masturbated and some semen accidentally flew into my mouth..and it tasted like mentos the freshmaker.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 16:02 ID:Mqh7w1P3

If male:

Step 1) Insert cock in ass.
Step 2) Rock.
Step 3) Do you enjoy it?

Yes: You're gay.
No: Kill yourself because you just got surprise buttsecks.


If female:

Step 1) Are you a fat whale?

No: Proceed.
Yes: Skip step 3.

Step 2) Insert girltongue in cunt.
Step 3) Tape it and send it to pikkogaruda@hotmail.com for my viewing pleasure.
Step 4) Did you enjoy it?

Yes: You're gay.
No: Kill yourself because you just got surprise secksed by a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 16:03 ID:GmADW0r5

Did you tooth twinkle like a star when you smiled?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 16:03 ID:SfAvZdcW

but i always wear 4 pairs of underwear.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 16:04 ID:JBzkWHaY

how do you tell if your gay?

if your asking yourself if your gay, your probably turning gay.therefore u are gay

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 16:06 ID:SfAvZdcW

>>9
shut up homedick

Name: Boddy wallace 2007-08-06 16:21 ID:SnrVL3sx

This is the question of questions, you see?

Take off your pants and look at the desicisons your bowels have made within your underpanties.

If you have a large amount of skid marks, you're ok. IF not, you are anal retentive and you want COCK in your ass too, in which case, I'll call over my fuck buddy Willard and he can buttsecks you with his 8" ripped w/ veins and all that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 16:27 ID:h91EruPr

If your ring finger is longer than your index finger you are gay. This is because testosterone levels as you were a fetus determine the length of your ring finger, low testosterone levels mean a larger ring finger. If testosterone levels were low enough for your ring finger to grow longer than your index finger then there was not enough of the sex hormone for your brain to change from attraction to men to attraction to women.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 18:14 ID:jfB7nM/c

>>12
Yeah. Except that it doesn't actually affect people at all.

The funny thing is some people actually don't know what makes you gay or straight. It's how the hormones tell you to act. And you can add more of whichever hormone you want and reproduce the effect for proof. Take estrogen, you'll feel (more so) attracted to men, take testosterone and you'll feel like acting more like a man, agressive, and probably think more about sex.

Or just go to /y/. If you enjoyed it you're either a gay or bisexual man. Then go to /u/, if you enjoy it you're attracted to females.

Name: The Ki Master Chimera !MwLLchlIaY 2007-08-06 18:20 ID:telg9NDQ

>>9
Agrees, if you have to ask chances are you are gay.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 18:59 ID:8lWw+jIx

WATCH A GAY ASS MOVIE AND IF YOU GET A HARDON YOU ARE 100% FAG!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 19:13 ID:Heaven

>>14
Shutup, tripfag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 19:21 ID:arYgYB/W

>>12
It's the EXACT opposite of what you said.

Copypasta: "A higher level of testosterone promotes the growth of the ring finger. Usually a man's ring finger is longer than the index finger. And vice versa for women's fingers. There are also more controversial studies that show gay men and lesbian women have a higher percentage of showing the typical finger lengths of the opposite sex."

>>15

Not necessarily(especially if your sexuality is immature) but it's an indication.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 19:29 ID:CIFY7t2G

Just ask yourself if you like PENIS, or if you know a guy you'd like to have sex with. If no to both, you're not gay. I used to think I was bisexual until I asked myself those important questions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 19:32 ID:Heaven

>>19

Fucking newfag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 19:56 ID:Mqh7w1P3

>>6
Agreed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 19:57 ID:+2Snbu9Q

>>22-23
Same fucking newfag. GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 20:09 ID:ObIw8vzz

>>27
Fucking newfag. GTFO. gb2gaia.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 20:12 ID:ObIw8vzz

>>28

faggot

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 20:20 ID:jfB7nM/c

>>12, >>17
Here's a hint for anyone who doesn't want to be "proven" gay when being pestered by friends or family. You can easily twist your fingers a little so that they move left or right and that'll make one or the other appear longer. Go ahead and try it. Shift all of your fingers to the left and your index finger will appear to be the shorter one.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 0:34 ID:zwkSpvuY

my little finger is shorter than all the others

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 2:14 ID:08p6kAJ6

Do you post on 4chan?



yeah, you're a butt pirate

Name: RedCream 2007-08-07 2:39 ID:ozLLgU9U

Butt pirate, turd burglar, rump ranger, prancing nancy ... they're all earmarks of total win chanfaggotry when you get down to it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 2:53 ID:08p6kAJ6

>>35
Well.... everyone on the internet is gay
seeing as how there are no girls on the internet (rule 37)

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-08-07 4:02 ID:3zK3hIqR

>>35
Who the fuck do you think you are coming on this forums and calling me out to be a faggot and all those other offensive names? This is the harrassment I am talking about. You have no right to call me names even on the internet and I will never tolorate it in this forum.If you dont believe me you can look at the thread where it says "banned members" and see a list of people I have already banned so you know I AM NOT JOKING

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 5:11 ID:6+qLPg2g

LET'S PLAY BUMPER CARS!

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