how do you tell if you are gay or straight

please tell me i will be very five dollars to your keyboard.

If male:

Step 1) Insert cock in ass.
Step 2) Rock.
Step 3) Do you enjoy it?

Yes: You're gay.
No: Kill yourself because you just got surprise buttsecks.


If female:

Step 1) Are you a fat whale?

No: Proceed.
Yes: Skip step 3.

Step 2) Insert girltongue in cunt.
Step 3) Tape it and send it to pikkogaruda@hotmail.com for my viewing pleasure.
Step 4) Did you enjoy it?

Yes: You're gay.
No: Kill yourself because you just got surprise secksed by a woman.