Chris Hanssen is SEXY

For a beat up jew.

>>1
Yeah? Maybe I shuld be doin your fuckin face in, ok, capiche? I am here and dont fuckin do that fuckass dissing me bullshit its fuckin rude, uncalled for and all that and im disgusted with thelack of morals and discipline on this site. I remember back in the good old days when you knew everyone and you could take a troll in the forums without having to worry about who is going to flame you and people that are just out to get a cheap fuckin laugh. You could really feel safe back then not like now where no matter what you do and how you act your feelings will be hurt and self esteem lost.
Please try to be nicer to me in the future as I will be reporting this incident to the proper authorites and the administration will be left to deal with the fallout of this dark day in 4chan history

Yeah? Maybe I shuld be doin your fuckin face in, ok, capiche? I am here and dont fuckin do that fuckass dissing me bullshit its fuckin rude, uncalled for and all that and im disgusted with thelack of morals and discipline on this site. I remember back in the good old days when you knew everyone and you could take a troll in the forums without having to worry about who is going to flame you and people that are just out to get a cheap fuckin laugh. You could really feel safe back then not like now where no matter what you do and how you act your feelings will be hurt and self esteem lost.
Please try to be nicer to me in the future as I will be reporting this incident to the proper authorites and the administration will be left to deal with the fallout of this dark day in 4chan history

>>3
Why do you guys keep impersonnating me ? Listen, that's not funny I told you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get B&(banned) if you don't stop right now. That's that kind of thing that makes me sick of this forum.

>>3

all i hear is "Im a namefag"

>>2
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/2874/1184713064356fw5.jpg

>>5
Well I am not an "namefag." You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes.  This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling.  I am still in the need of more help in that regards

>>7
http://picturebook.chattablogs.com/archives/images/06_02_11.jpg

>>8
Is that suposed to be funy? I am not an cry baby if that is what you are implying! I just wuold like some justice on this site for all the horible rudenesses that are hapening to me.

>>9

What about justice for bad grammar?

>>8
I lol'd

>>9
http://a74.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/102/l_f5b67132060eaa0910ffddb71e120961.gif

>>9
then leave
there are infinite other sites you can bitch on

>>10
I do'nt have any problems with my grammar so excuse me I think you shuld leave this site befor you get h4xx0rd (hacked).
>>12
Uhm actually I am not a bitch I just happen to beleive in politenes on the intrenets and don't like rudeness on my site or anywhere.

>>13
i never said you were a bitch
i said you were bitching and such bitching should be taken somewhere else

dumbass

>>14
Yeah well fuckin I am not a dumbass and stop insulting me I am most ofended and this is going strait to the authoritys! I am not joking this is serios now its personal!

0.o you're just a joke now, to the point where i'm just going to ignore you know

>>15
I really think you just act like a whiny anus just for the lulz

if this is true, well played sir

if its not, gtfo and stop being a queer-mo

>>17
I think the same, which is why i'm just going to ignore him now

Guys, I'm sorry I've been delinquent. You guys do deserve to know what's happening, though.
We've been found out. Recently, she finally decided she was okay with sex. I made sure she was really ready, and told her that I didn't want to rush her into anything. She told me that she was ready, and was ready right then.
Guys, you know how much I love this girl. I couldn't possibly say no to her. We were so excited, that we made another mistake. We left the door open. Our mom liked by, and saw us having sex right there. Well, my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way she gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass if this's what the people of Bel-Air livin' like, hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licenseplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes smell you later!" looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

>>19
copypasta'd from the I love my sister thread, I don't think you have a single original bone in your body

>>20
Well I am not an "copypasta." You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes.  This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling.  I am still in the need of more help in that regards

Disregard, i suck cocks.

>>22
Why do you guys keep impersonnating me ? Listen, that's not funny I told you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get B&(banned) if you don't stop right now. That's that kind of thing that makes me sick of this forum.

Did I mention that I am also a necrophiliac?

I'd fuck him

Disregard, i crave this forum.

Chris Hanssen???

seems like a fag...

It's time I was honest with you all, anon: I am really a Fox news reporter and I am trying to get the inside story about the Internet Hate Machines, but you guys were all so rude to me that I didn't feel welcome here. I will be reporting about all this hate and abuse on Fox, and surely this will put an end to anonymous once and for all.

...Yay fair and balance!

>>29
Yeah well unlike your post mine was not rude and did'nt offend me. I'm sick of all the bullshit on this supposed site and its about time you 'newfags' (new person to the site) start respecting the other online communitys that are all over the internet
I hope this is the last complaint I have to make in this regards to draw attention to this problem.

The following photo clip was taken from a security camera in the Atlanta Falcons locker room, where Chris Hanssen was observed "cleaning up" after a player.  Be sure you got every drop, Chris!:


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>>32
Let me assure you that picture is bullshit and it isn't even real from a camera so just STFU (shut the f**k up) and please go away befor I call my freinds the admins in to ban you and clean the site up.

Chris(sy), I'm sure that you know that you can't post pictures or video to the text forums.  Hence, I routed the pic of your cum-slurping ecstasy through a program that converted it to ASCII art.  It came (uuuungh!) out fairly well, wouldn't you say, you filthy little cumgulping perv?

As you can well see, the detail is good enough that we can tell (well, kinda) that you're wearing lipstick in that shot.

And if you don't be nice to me, Chris(sy), I'll post some MOAR ... even moar revealing shots of your anus being about as violated as Poland in 1939.

>>34
Maybe if you were a bit better at your h4x and did less mouthing off and being rude you could move proper pics into here an that wuold prove thats isn't me in the pictures. You have absloutely no rights to be making fun of me in this manner and i am asuring you i will be pressing charges. There is no way such inaproppriate behaviure is allowed on the intrenets.

gb2bed Chris

>>36
But, "Chris" doesn't sleep.  HE'S A SCRIPT.  He's about 130 lines of Perl, and I've never seen interpretable code sleep!  (Now, executable code, maybe, by idling the processor.)

>>36
But Dad you said I could stay up late tonight! This is not accepptable becouse you have been disrespectful and rude by not keeping your word. I will be reporting this incident and emailing Mom, and she will ban you from the bedroom.

Man I don't know. I just don't know about Chris Hanssen.

It was good... real good............ once. But that was a long time ago. And the wounds are still deep...