Chris Hanssen is SEXY

For a beat up jew.

Guys, I'm sorry I've been delinquent. You guys do deserve to know what's happening, though.
We've been found out. Recently, she finally decided she was okay with sex. I made sure she was really ready, and told her that I didn't want to rush her into anything. She told me that she was ready, and was ready right then.
Guys, you know how much I love this girl. I couldn't possibly say no to her. We were so excited, that we made another mistake. We left the door open. Our mom liked by, and saw us having sex right there. Well, my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way she gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass if this's what the people of Bel-Air livin' like, hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licenseplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes smell you later!" looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air