I CANT STOP DOING THIS! HAAALP!

I have to cook my meal with my semen... I cannot stop doing this for the life of me.

you have semen? do they have names?

I can identify with RedCream Clone #1/0gSENN0M.  My own semen erupts very much like lava, for energy, consistency and thermal capacity ... so rich with ballheat that, not only is cooking food a possibility with the nasty stuff, but I just might be able to heat the house with it too.

is it bad that i fap about 2 or 3 times a day?

I use to put semen on my burritos before I ate them.

No, #4.  Chicks really dig frequent masturbators since their virility is shown to be high.  Keep jerking off, and advertise this fact a lot at parties, at work, and other social gatherings.  You'll soon enough have a harem, and can continue to spend at the current rate, except in eager female anuses, vaginas and mouths.

thanks >>6 ill continue to do it and tell everyone right away!

O_O RedCream is severely hated for some reason.

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i am in ur 4chan, bumping ur threads

>>8

I'm a namefag, n00bshit fucktard!

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