My morning ritual

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the /lounge/r'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'enema with bottle of water' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either gay sex or Chris Hanssen (not young girls because that's gay) and I start to hum the Brokeback Mountain theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emo /lounge/ faggot. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my faggot leg. It ruins the fantasy.

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I eat Trix.  Pretty much the same thing.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the OTOKO'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'you're already dead' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Kenshiro or Raoh (not Toki because he looks like a girl and I might get a boner) and I start to hum the Hokuto no Ken theme (YOU wa SHOCK). Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as a manly man among men. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my manly leg. It ruins the fantasy.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the penis'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'I suck my penis' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either a penis or an ass (not my fathers penis because he is a faggot and I might get a boner) and I start to stick my finger in my ass. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as a manly faggot among men. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my manly penis. It ruins the fantasy.