I was just laying in my bed naked, because I like to sleep naked( don't know why), I began to feel really horny....My heart rate quickened like a fish out of the water. So I slowly but surely began to rub my clitoris with the usual but basic for of stimulation. After only 5 mins I got bored of doing the same thing over and over, night after night. Do you guys have any great masturbation tips?
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Anonymous2007-08-05 4:37 ID:3qzR+24G
I'm made of atoms
You're made of atoms
And we're all in this together.
Do yourself a favor and don't make masturbation routine, much less actually boring. An orgasm is fun, so you should look forward to it ... so wait a bit between each session so that you DO look forward to it. "Gee, I can't fucking WAIT to get home and flick that clit!" Also, use porn. There's plenty of free porn on the Internet; use it.
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Chris Hanssen2007-08-05 5:43 ID:RUXGqTni
>>12
I am geting sick and tiard of your constant rudeness and lack of moral in your postings, they are always about something dirty or else they contain rude and inapropriate langwidge. I am disgustid by it and am reporting this incidant and many others like it to the 4chan authoritys. Good day.
Unlike your post, he was actually contributing to the topic. Ironic how your post contained the word rudeness.
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Chris Hanssen2007-08-05 5:55 ID:RUXGqTni
>>14
Yeah well unlike your post mine was not rude and did'nt offend me. I'm sick of all the bullshit on this supposed site and its about time you 'newfags' (new person to the site) start lerning the ropes and get in line with the rest of us oldfags.
I hope this is the last complaint I have to make in this regards to draw atention to this problem.
I'm correcting your grammar so you can post more professionally in the future by learning from your errors. Maybe then you can stop with your "13 year old" posts.
My posts are NEVER rude nor irrelevant. Yours are though. Stop threatening to ban users, when really you are the one that needs a giant cock in the a-hole.
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Chris Hanssen2007-08-05 6:10 ID:RUXGqTni
>>18
Firstly, I am 35 years old and am disabled so I ca'nt leave the house so I do'nt like having this site my 'home' ruined by you rascals. Stop mucking around and start respecting this comunity.
Your posts are rude, annoying, and really offensive and I am not threatining anyone with a ban because I will do it if you are bad enough and you need to be baned. You just caled me a cock in the a hole and I'm pretty sure the a stands for ass as in ass hole. This is outragous as it implys homosexuality and me being dumn and stupid and lieking cocks (which I certinly do'nt!!!) Lern some respect and stop trying to corect my grammar and speling what is already good I ca'nt find any correctiongs online so you are obviosly mistaken.
You're not even a troll. You're an idiot who pounds on his keyboard and makes nonsensical rants which basically all say, "I want nigger cock in my ass." Go away. You're probably a FOX "reporter" trying to piss of Anon. You should leave before you have to buy a curtain.
By 35 you mean 13 right? Stop lying, you're always threatening someone with something in every "harassment" post you make. Does it make you a big man? You can stop bragging about liking big juicy cocks now though. We GET IT.
Also, make this toolbar your friend (probably only).
>>20
Well I am not an "Troll." You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes. This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling. I am still in the need of more help in that regards >>21
Well I am not an "disabled." You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes. This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling. I am still in the need of more help in that regards >>22
Well I am not an "big man." You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes. This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling. I am still in the need of more help in that regards
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Anonymous2007-08-05 6:22 ID:3qzR+24G
Who else thinks this chris hanssen shit is hilariously annoying?
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Chris Hanssen2007-08-05 6:25 ID:RUXGqTni
>>24
Listen up guys, I'm not going to put up with this nonsense much longer, it is just mean. I asked my mother if she could contact the site and tell them not to let in people that are just here to cause mischief and make silly comments and she is now looking into it so watch out you d*ckheads yeah you are gonna get in trouble.
Well, despite what anyone named Chrissy might say, it behooves the fappers* of the world to avoid falling into a rut. It's bad enough that a fapgasm rarely compares to an orgasm inflicted by another person. Why make things worse with tossing off like you're ordering a burger and fries? Fucking GET INTO IT! Find great porn. Use lube if you feel it'll help. Tweak a nipple or two. Moan unabashedly. Etc.
There's another point here which I suspect is often missed by fappers: Use physical stress to enhance the fapgasm! No, I'm not talking about self-asphyxiation techniques, since they're far too dangerous to suggest to novices. I'm talking about NOT making yourself all comfortable while fapping. Support yourself on three limbs if possible (obviously, the 4th limb is busy doing you-know-what). Part of the orgasmic strength of actual, person-to-person sex, is the overall exertion you undertake when moving energetically, shifting your body, and supporting yourself in the air.
* The term "fap" is not to be construed as excluding masturbators who are female. The webcomic "Sexy Losers" used the term "schlick" to represent the sound of vaginal masturbation. (Note both terms are onomatopoetic.) Technically, I should be saying "fappers and schlickers".
>>26
Yeah well unlike your post mine was not rude and did'nt offend me. I'm sick of all the bullshit on this supposed site and its about time you 'newfags' (new person to the site) start lerning the ropes and get in line with the rest of us oldfags.
I hope this is the last complaint I have to make in this regards to draw atention to this problem.
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Anonymous2007-08-05 6:30 ID:VGw4Gbn9
Newfags should just stick to /b/
lulz.
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Chris Hanssen2007-08-05 6:30 ID:RUXGqTni
>>27
Yeah and maybe you wo'nt be fuckin laughing when my mom calls your mom and you get in trouble and ca'nt use the intrenet for ages. You will also be baned from the site forever if I complain to thye right admins.
>>32
Well if you were so worried about hearing it again why did you misbehave? I know that when your mom finds out she is not going to let you near the intrentes for a long time until you learn to be nice to other people. Maybe if you carried on being good since grade 3 this horible situation would not be happening.
Well, for the record, we're jus' quakin' in our fuckin' boots here, Chrissy. Please, O please, stop before we require medication to handle the extreme stress.