Confessional thread.

Figured some people might have things to get off their chest, and I'm a fan of these threads hardcore, as I have a laundry list to my credit. I even keep a notepad of my top offenses. Here's one.

Sometime last year, I stole 3,000 dollars from my father. Turned out to be my older brother's money he made from selling crack before he got caught and sent to jail, but my dad was keeping it safe for him. I mocked him a few months later when he found out. My dad is 72 with heart problems, and nearly had a heart attack, as well as began vomiting profusely in the bathroom, where I watched and rolled my eyes and walked away when he looked up at me. My dad also had to pay it all back. He forgave me, which is funner because I never fucking apologized.

At the last party I went to, I repeatedly stepped on, spit on, and poured my drink on a guy who passed out in the living room. I repeatedly stamped his toes and hands every time I passed by, and even went as far as to pour water on his crotch.

He woke up complaining that his fingers felt broken, and I overheard him whispering to his girlfriend on the back porch that he thought he had pissed himself.

I play alot of video games, so whenever I have to piss I urinate into large containers, usually a 2-liter soda bottle.

A year back at an out-of-state hotel, I stacked all four bed mattresses onto the floor, emptied out three of these well-aged two-liter bottles all over the carpet and mattresses and shit into the sink. They asked me to came back and talk with the manager, and I never did.

Here's one I feel shitty about.

Back when Neopets first came out, I used to play it with a girl who was a couple of years old than me that I had a crush on at the Middle School I went to.

Her and I were really good friends, and I was crazy for her, and she was into all sorts of cool quirky things that I was into, but she liked another older guy who was in the grade she was in, and they were practically inseparable. This guy also played Neopets.

In a fit of greed and jealously, I hacked the girl's account, wiped out her inventory and moneys, and then turned around and got the guy's too. I went back to school the next day, but stricken with guilt but little remorse as I saw the girl visibly down about something. I asked her what the matter was, she told me, and I shrugged and told her that it was too bad. I suddenly never talked to her or the guy ever again, but I still jacked off while thinking about her.

This one is more funny than wrong.

I failed 6th grade in the public school, so whenever I went to re-do it, I was put into a much smaller private Christian school. I was just beginning puberty, so I sprouted boners constantly. As such, a jacket was common apperal for me, even in the summer, just so I could cover up my raging 12-year-old hard-on.

A ritual for my tiny class of 12 people (which encompassed the ENTIRE 6th grade, mind you) in the morning was to pick three people to go in front of the class; one would hold a Holy Bible, the other holding the American flag, and the last one holding some weird white and blue flag which has come sort of Christian value.

I was sitting the front of the room when suddenly from crotch, a challenger appeared! I leaned in my chair over to conceal my newfound hard-on when the worst thing happened: The teacher called on me to hold the Bible for our early morning pledge.

Fear electrifies my entire body as I walk in front of my class and accept the Bible to hold, making sure to face DIRECTLY towards my peers. I got off without any ribbing, but I'm positive that my elderly teacher, directly to my left, noticed my randy profile.

I dumped a guy I could see myself being married to because I'm too scared of commitment.

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He would always say "I love you" and he was much more fun and much more attractive than any other guy I'd ever met, he even tried to get back with me after we broke up.

Here's a new one I forgot to mention. My mom got a baby puppy a couple of months ago, and whenever I was running around and playing with it, I accidentally kicked its face and knocked out most of his baby teeth on one side. No one seems to of noticed.

BUMP (sorry, no grind)