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smallest penis contest

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 18:26 ID:L4Y5VNMu

if you think you are truly the smallest then you better provide me with photographic evidence

5" and no camera

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 18:28 ID:tTMePKoU

Please provide fartz

Name: RedCream 2007-08-03 18:32 ID:SQ2Fgt8x

Before I provide any photographic revelation of my quality lingam, what's your specification of "smallest"?  Length?  Width?  Width  ratio of helmet to shaft?  Be specific.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 18:36 ID:L4Y5VNMu

>>3 absolutely my apologies
well i guess mostly length but if you got a funny lookin pencil dick that is really long but skinny go ahead with the photos helmet to shaft ratio is unimportant unles the helmet is twice the width or half the width.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-03 18:40 ID:SQ2Fgt8x

Well, I dunno about that.  I have a penis of modest length -- nothing to be ashamed about.  But the H2S ratio is so huge that people have called it a "hammerhead shark".  The fins helped cement the image, too, but the doctors tell me they are just flaps of skin and only give that impression, albeit a strong one.

I'm unsure about posting a pic of such an aberration of nature, since I could instead seek circus employ and at least make some money on the deal.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 18:42 ID:L4Y5VNMu

mmmm. well if your not gonna post it gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 18:44 ID:p3P/uWPc

Name: RedCream 2007-08-03 18:44 ID:SQ2Fgt8x

I'm not saying I won't post it; I'm just saying that given its marketability, I need to get some consideration for it.  Any offers?  I have my Swiss bank account ready to receive.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 18:45 ID:tTMePKoU

Moar Fartz Arts for Rodeoz Fanz

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 19:15 ID:yeYT+u2J

:D I lose

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 19:35 ID:L4Y5VNMu

well i guess so far im the winner but who knows i could be lying

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 19:42 ID:SQ2Fgt8x

BUMP FOR ASS-SAUCE

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