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What's a good, realistic way...

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 3:17 ID:jTabET26

to kill myself?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 3:25 ID:IieixxN0

jump off a bridge or a building at least 10+ stories high and try to land head first

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 3:27 ID:jTabET26

in a small suburban town? unlikely. although it's a good idea.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 3:28 ID:yDUjQIwl

1. buy a butt plug & duct tape
2. eat beans
3.
4. profit

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 3:28 ID:Pu/91P0W

About a month ago, a classmate of mine jumped off the roof of the five-story building he happens to work at and failed to die on impact. He was bi-polar and during one of his down times he lept off, timing it so that when he landed on Main Street there would be no traffic. Though every car seemed to avoid him, the ambulance could not reach him in time. Another classmate of mine whom works with him actually saw him actually jump but didn't know it was him until later when it was reported on either the news or in the paper, I don't exactly remember. Afterwords, that classmate told me what had happened.

That's prob'ly not the best way to kill yourself, but it's a realistic way.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 3:29 ID:Pu/91P0W

Oh it seems other people also thought about jumping off of high buildings; I suppose it's unanimous then.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 3:31 ID:jTabET26

Maybe jumping off a bridge when a semi comes through? Optimus Prime ftl..

I don't know. I'm really emo lately. My bipolar is spiraling me downhill right now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 3:38 ID:yDUjQIwl

drugs will make you feel better.

temporarily of course, but its a start.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 3:39 ID:BQcbwJ2M

jack off in the food court of your local mall
you'll die of embarassment

Please arrange for video to be made and uploaded

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 3:42 ID:gBLfkkXE

I have awnser my dear son!

1. jump infront of a train.
2. drink ammonia
3. Hara-Kiri
4. Jump off a building
5. Jump infront of an ambulance (headfirst)
6. take 10 pills of viagra, sick your cock up your ass and piss in it.
7. shoot yourself
8. chop off your cock and wait a few minutes
9. sitting on a chainsaw allways has some nice realistic effects
10. put the tip of a bottle of ammonia up your ass and and hang upside down a bridge (classic)

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 3:45 ID:jTabET26

I've drank ammonia before, with bleach. God hates me, since I didn't die.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 9:41 ID:q02Gmusp

Get your iPod stolen

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 12:54 ID:3QpUD+AK

Buy an iPhone

Name: RedCream 2007-08-03 13:37 ID:nDPkalob

Get married.  Soon enough, you'll want to die so much that you'll stop posting ghei requests to 4chan and fucking get it done.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 14:21 ID:Ek+USehr

>>14
AGE FOR TRUTH

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 16:31 ID:KmsDz39R

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 16:32 ID:lzAsfCls

dont do it

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