Name: Satan, the Devil, Lucifer 2007-08-02 0:17 ID:1oK8Sl7O
I have here a News Bulletin and a Press Release from the Pit of Hades, and it saith forsooth:
Jerry Falwell, who has recently been delivered unto me, hath foreseen that Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are destined to my fair Realm by virtue of their insults, craziness, drunk driving, threats, and general living off the edge, as well as apparent hate for media people and general moronicness. Come on down here and make mah day!
Also, it is our pleasure to admit Fred Phelps, Osama Bin Laden, Fidel and Raul Castro, and David Berkowitz whenever they leave the earthly life. We'll have our pitchforks ready.
Sincerely,
Satan, the Beast, the Grand Demon
Jerry Falwell, who has recently been delivered unto me, hath foreseen that Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are destined to my fair Realm by virtue of their insults, craziness, drunk driving, threats, and general living off the edge, as well as apparent hate for media people and general moronicness. Come on down here and make mah day!
Also, it is our pleasure to admit Fred Phelps, Osama Bin Laden, Fidel and Raul Castro, and David Berkowitz whenever they leave the earthly life. We'll have our pitchforks ready.
Sincerely,
Satan, the Beast, the Grand Demon