Random story of me.

Well in 7th grade(Im going into 10th now)

I was reading a porn magazine in class, i was prtty bored

out of nowhere teacher calls me up to the board to write a problem out

so i like crawled to the white board cuz my boner as prtty big. she asked me to turn around totally forgot about my woody and it went across her knee. she flipped out and i got suspended for 6 days.

Now tell is that unforgivable?

i fap'ed

lulz

Im glad you all liked meh story ^_^

epix

Ever since, I been the champ

10th grade=/=18+.
Underage B&!

Good story, though.

LULZ

I have more ;)

reading and not fapping to it? O_O
how do you forget?

That is defiantly a corruption of LOL.

>>10
LULZ nize

In 6th grade in the lockerroom for our PE class i forgot to put some pants on and i walked out with my boxer briefs and like all the girls in class saw.

but hey i got a GF out of that situation ;)

lulz

Didn't you learn the upwards tuck? you basically just tighten your belt buckle over your waist and put your woody between your waist and the pants. It makes your waist look a little larger but it works pretty well

I am going try that now

Don't call me gay, but I need some mary jay!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Well in 1st grade(Im going into 2nd now)

I was reading a porn magazine in class, i was prtty bored

out of nowhere teacher calls me up to the board to write a problem out

so i like crawled to the white board cuz my boner as prtty big. she asked me to turn around totally forgot about my woody and it went across her knee. she fapped me and i came into a girls face sitting in first row. since then the teacher and me fuck together.

Now tell is that unforgivable?

>>17
Thats fuckin gross man. You never fuck the same bitch twice.

*rubs dick on >>18 's face*