Obtain a dead baby or a box of dead babys. This is important for everyone, even those who aren't sexually active. Store dead babys in the box, in a cool, dry place (most people prefer to store them in a private place). Make a note of the expiration date; buy a new box of dead babys when the year of the expiration date comes around. If you are or plan to be sexually active, keep the dead babys someplace accessible to the lovemaking area: one box near your bed, one near your sofa, by the kitchen table, etc. Don't forget where they are.