Black semen

What happens when you cum dark semen?

You are a nigger, you deserve to die.

Google it, RedCream Clone #1/4ZYuAH2e.  Also make sure your will is in order since your insides might be a rotting stew.

????????????REDCREAM??????

>>4
No, he said black cream.

>>1
The time of the dark seed is upon us

By the time you're jetting out what are effectively microscopic pieces of rotting intestine, you're probably DONE ... much like a stew is done after having cooked long enough.  Your mother should just come into the basement, stick you in a large stewpot, and leave you out in the yard for the worms and beetles to finish off.

YOU GOT BLOOD IN YOUR SEMEN

CAUSED BY PROSTATE CANCER

YOU GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!

Those of you into comics can pick up "The Filth" by Grant Morrison.  There is a character in it who's a porn star, whose gimmick is that he shoots jet-black semen.  His name?  ANDERS KLIMAKKS.  He shoots the "dvil's juice", and made several fictional videos like "Anal Quakers" and "Beezlebugger 2 (The Second Coming of Evil)".

For those who continue to be curious, blood in your semen could signify several things, not all of which are so terrible.  Of particular note, trying to come too many times after a "dry spell" is one way to get blood in your semen that has no long term effects (as long as you stop jerking off so much, you sick little monkey!).

My cum was yellow and orange one time..
it was scary..

I'm feeling really keen, for some of that good ol' green

Marijuana MUST be legalized.