Name: Anonymous 2007-07-29 20:55 ID:+XrmmiU3
hey man, how r u?
good, u?
so how kinky do you get?
pretty kinky.
cool.
what what are you into?
I get off on farts.
really?
yeah. I'll pay ya.
how much?
$50.
what do I have to do.
fart.
can I keep my pants on.
yeah.
and what are you gonna do.
jack off.
well I am not sure I can fart on command, nor do I know how many I can produce.
well I'd like 4 or 5.
what? I don't think I can do that. Even if I eat a can of beans.
c'mon man. We can jack off until you are ready to fart.
oh I see, now I have to jack off with you. That's a little different that just farting.
c'mon man
and how long is this gonna take?
oh I dunno, bout an hour.
so now you want me to come over, jerk off with you for an hour and try and fart 4-5 times.
yeah- but you get $50.
how bout this, I come over, fart once and you pay me 10.
naw.
that's my final offer.
The window closed. I mean I think that was a reasonable offer. Some people just don't appreciate generosity.
good, u?
so how kinky do you get?
pretty kinky.
cool.
what what are you into?
I get off on farts.
really?
yeah. I'll pay ya.
how much?
$50.
what do I have to do.
fart.
can I keep my pants on.
yeah.
and what are you gonna do.
jack off.
well I am not sure I can fart on command, nor do I know how many I can produce.
well I'd like 4 or 5.
what? I don't think I can do that. Even if I eat a can of beans.
c'mon man. We can jack off until you are ready to fart.
oh I see, now I have to jack off with you. That's a little different that just farting.
c'mon man
and how long is this gonna take?
oh I dunno, bout an hour.
so now you want me to come over, jerk off with you for an hour and try and fart 4-5 times.
yeah- but you get $50.
how bout this, I come over, fart once and you pay me 10.
naw.
that's my final offer.
The window closed. I mean I think that was a reasonable offer. Some people just don't appreciate generosity.