Name: FoM Admin 2007-07-29 14:47 ID:VxFKr8B7
Hello!
Each and every valued member of The Facesitting of Moses following, myself included, are proud to announce that we are about to set out on a quest to spread the word of FoM - and you're invited!
Followers will know that Facesitting Moses is the definitive truth and that other religions are wrong. We must take pity on those who believe in dieties and such, for they are just confused and ill children who have gotten lost in the world. It's up to us to help them out and show them the way!
The largest cult of these individuals seem to be those who follow 'the holy ghost' AKA Christianity. I think we shall start our pilgrimage here, by informing Christains about The Facesitting of Moses. What do we tell them exactly? Why what else? That YES, we CAN facesit Moses if we want!
If any FoM brother or sisters is aware of an online Christian forum community, perhap's we could make ourselves there and set up camp.
For truth!
(_ )__) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses
Each and every valued member of The Facesitting of Moses following, myself included, are proud to announce that we are about to set out on a quest to spread the word of FoM - and you're invited!
Followers will know that Facesitting Moses is the definitive truth and that other religions are wrong. We must take pity on those who believe in dieties and such, for they are just confused and ill children who have gotten lost in the world. It's up to us to help them out and show them the way!
The largest cult of these individuals seem to be those who follow 'the holy ghost' AKA Christianity. I think we shall start our pilgrimage here, by informing Christains about The Facesitting of Moses. What do we tell them exactly? Why what else? That YES, we CAN facesit Moses if we want!
If any FoM brother or sisters is aware of an online Christian forum community, perhap's we could make ourselves there and set up camp.
For truth!
(_ )__) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses