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That's what your real Mum said.
*MILKRIBS4k is born*
Mum: Hon, look at him. So sweet! But something's wrong...
Dad: Dear, I think that our baby is an anus...
Little
Sebastian: I can insure you I am no anus!
Dad: Nurse! You little boy is an anus that speaks bad English!
Mum: This is so creepy *cries*
Nurse: You sure you don't want to keep him? He might grow up, and learn to speak English.
Mum:
NO THANK YOU