I feel bad but...

Okay there is a girl just up the street from me and I have known her for a long time. Thing is she's hot and I can't resist the urge to fuck her pussy any longer. I need to know how to seduce her into a sexual relationship with me without either of us getting hurt or our parent's finding out. Is this phyiscally possible?

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without either of us getting hurt
What're you worried about man?

But to answer your question, first you have to tell us a bit more about her. Does she go to parties? Is she blonde? Does she hang around with other guys, or does she usually go without a boyfriend?

I am worried about the fact that we both are practically neighbors forever and her never wanting to see me again.

Anyway she is a small girl with black hair and oh so cute freckles. She wears glasses most of the time and i can't help to feel bad for her because most people would call her vertically challenged.

I BOUGHT A DOG TO PROTECT ME FROM THE INTERNET!

I BOUGHT A DOG TO PROTECT ME FROM THE INTERNET!

Lose a ton of weight to get her respect fatty.

I BOUGHT A DOG TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE INTERNET!

You should just tell her how you feel and keep things on the casual. It's ultimately her choice in the matter, but shower her with affection, be trustworthy and safe and you might have a chance.

I BOUGHT A DOG TO PROTECT ME FROM THE INTERNET LOLOLo

>>10
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Seriously, ignore >>10 and be a man. If you "tell her how you feel" one of two things will happen. 1. She'll go all shy and run off, maybe to come back in a few months and then you might get along and you'll start from the very beginning of a relationship. Or 2. She'll go "zomg, bitch die, you're just an emotional fag, I don't like guys who like girls." Or something to that effect.

No no, what you want is the MAN'S way of doing things. This usually involves nothing more than compliments/lies, suggestions that she's sexually attractive AND likes to use her "gurl power" on guys, and that she'd be a better person if she had sex with someone, preferably you.

So remember this: Lies lies lies. Tell her that sex is power, and that sex is good for her. Tell her that being short is GOOD. Freckles are SEXY. Glasses are your fetish, annnnddd just about anything else you can think of to twist her thoughts so that she believes being naive is good, and then very soon it will evolve into sluttiness.

I dunno about all that, #12.  It sure sounds like #1 has already gone all emo, so he just needs to pine for the slut until he opens his veins in the bathtub.

Remember, #1, you're supposed to cut "down the block" instead of "across the street".  Open your veins along their LENGTH, to stop them from closing and expose more cross section to the air.  Remember to use a SHARP razor, too, and cut quickly, since I'd imagine that the pain would be intense and might stop your cowardly emo ass from reaching your evolutionary end point.

Warm bath water helps.  Going all cold from blood loss might shock you into calling for help.  We don't want you calling for help, and neither do you, really.  Just do it right, and end it for good.  The world will never miss you.  Nobody will.

all you gotta do is sneak up on her and jammmm your thumb in her butthole
thatll really piss her off